The Official Website of
Helix D. Monster

This page was last updated on
12/30/05


HELIX D MONSTER
PO BOX 7153
DULUTH MN 55807


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Helix D. Snowmonster

In December 2002, Helix's favorite human, Jasmine, created and photographed these classic Helix snow sculptures.

Jasmine did a GREAT job of capturing Helix's likeness and hopefully will inspire other humans to follow her lead.

This winter, Helix asks all humans to show off their creativity by creating their own Helix D. Snowmonsters.


E-mail Helix your original photos and he'll post them on this page.

Helix in Duluth

Loch Ness has Nessie. Now, Lake Superior can boast its own monster - Helix D. Monster has invaded the North Shore.



Helix has completed his move from St. Paul to Duluth and is settling into his new home this holiday season.

Helix's PO BOX in St. Paul (see top right of this page) is still valid and will remain so until further notice. Please continue to direct your postal correspondence to that address.

Favorite Human


Patricia
Surrey, British Columbia

"I think Helix is awfully cute (even without his tag) and he has a knack for cheering me up. As Helix says, 'Stay orange!'"

Click here to nominate yourself as Helix's Favorite Human.

Click here to view previous Favorite Humans from 2005.

Welcome


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Questions of the Week

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Vote Helix

What is this?

Where's Helix?

Tasty Links

Alyce the Sheep - Helix's "sew-mate"

Visit BeerCanBob.com

www.cdbaby.com

Colleen's Deviant Art - All About Helix

Meet Helix's Favorite Singer/Songwriter - Eric Hester

Visit Furniture Porn!

Geeks Anonymous

Kickchat

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Helix wishes Happy Birthday to:

12/1
Sandie
Louisa, KY

12/2
Chris
Yeovil, U.K.

Kelly
Prescott Valley, AZ

12/5
Waheed
Sukur, Pakistan

12/9
Jennifer
Arcanum, OH

Patrick
Jacksonville, FL

12/13
Kevin
Jellico, TN

12/15
Debbie
Carmichael, CA

12/16
Wendy
Portland, OR

12/20
Leassdra
Midland, TX

12/23
Katie
Costa Mesa, CA

12/26
Ryan
Canton, IL

12/27
Stephanie
Roundlake, IL

12/28
Jennifer
Plymouth, MN

12/29
Tera
South Charleston, WV

12/30
Ashleigh
Redcliffe, Australia

View Helix's Birthday Calendar

Helix in Duluth
How do you feel about Helix moving to Duluth?

I'm worried about his horns freezing off.
Lake Superior is the perfect place to drown the CPM.
As a resident of Duluth, I hope he'll eat all the tourists.
I suspect he is using Duluth as a staging area for a monster invasion of Canada.
I'm just glad he's not moving to MY town.
Other (Please leave comments)


Current Results



Throne
Courtesy of Darren










Helix contorts his face into the frowning position.

Courtesy:
Darren
Tunbridge Wells, U.K.





What if...

... Helix was a smurf?






Helix D. Monster prepares for the Daytona 500


Helix - Digitally Shaved

Courtesy:

Darren
Tunbridge Wells, U.K.

Ask Helix

Question:
"I had an opportunity to visit a tarot card reader and I thought you might like to hear about my reading! I was told I am going to meet someone with olive colored skin! He will be 'not too tall and not too short.' When I meet him, I will be disenchanted with my current love interest. The tarot card reader told me the new admirer will be an elegant dresser and an extremely witty conversationalist. He will pay attention to details and shower me with affection! I thought you fit the description. Would you be willing to dye your fur olive?" (C.P.T.)

Answer:
That depends. Would you be willing to grow horns?

Bleating Hearts



Bleating Hearts



Contests

Cat Soup
Submit your tasty ingredients for a chance to win a free plush cat!

Helix for the Holidays



Helix in Pictures

Helix would like to share the FIRST pictures from the creepy puppet master's new apartment in Duluth.


Helix gives his new cable modem a hug! Finally, Helix on High Speed. Look out, Internet!


Helix found a few places to hang out in the new digs.


Helix worries about scratching the hardwood floors with his horns.


Ahhh, now that keeps the puppet hole warm!

Monster Fashion Show



Helix models a shirt he found at the "Monkey Business" store in Duluth's Canal Park.


See more pics of Helix in Hats

Monster on the Loose



Click here for the first pictures of Helix's March 2005 trip to Maine

Monster on the Loose Tour

Monster Mumblings

"Long time no um ...orange font?  Don't tell anyone, but I like you better than Lamb Chop." (C. Paige)

"Happy trails Helix! Go Orange!"
(Henry)

Read more Monster Mumblings

Question of the Week



What (if anything) should Helix give the Creepy Puppet Master for Christmas?

Previous Questions

What is this?



What is this?

What is Helix up to now? E-mail your best guess to Helix and he'll post your responses on this page!

See previous
What is this? pictures.

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