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| Helix Receives Love Poem from
Alyce the Sheep After Helix publicly professed his love for Alyce the Sheep, his feelings went unrequited for several weeks. However, there is now a strong indication that Alyce is slowly falling for Helix's monster charms. Helix received a very romantic gesture from Alyce - a love poem. Is it possible that she might share the feelings of her orangest suitor? Helix hopes so! "Helix! You are orange And fill my heart With sheepish desire Your horns are glorious And your fur lustrous Comb my mane With your pointy teeth! Our lambs will be orange With brown trotters and horns They will feast on Tic-Tacs In the meadow. Helix! Do not ignore my bleat... Come and live in my pasture And never again will your private puppet hole Be violated by the creepy master." © Alyce the Sheep, 2002 |
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| Helix D. Pasture Wrecker? Helix's hopes for a future with his crush, Alyce the Sheep, seemed doomed when he discovered she was married. However, Helix's charm was clearly working on her as you can see from the following: "Alyce is having big marital problems since she met you! You're obviously her true love, even though you are orange. Alyce is happy to share her family with Helix; she does not believe in blood ties, and anyway most of the sheep in her family are adopted. Helix can be a sheep with the rest of them... a monster in sheeps clothing!" (Vicky & Alyce) Helix thinks that he and Alyce are "sew-mates" but he still wasn't sure if he should ask her out on a date. So, he put it in the hands of his website visitors to decide his next move. Your support for romance between monster and sheep was overwhelming!  Helix also asked for suggestions about where to take Alyce on their first date. "Helix should take Alyce by the paw and take her to the beach and watch the sun set and look deeply into her sewn eyes and tell her how wonderful she is and how much he likes her. A small kiss would end it just right. But don't be forceful. Girls don't like that." (Frankie) "Helix should locate a huge grassy feild and have other Puppets to serve them a sensual meal of hay with a touch of orange oil. The outdoors date should be at night with a glowing full moon. Then, they could wander over to a pond and have a cool baaaaabaaaaath together." (Annie) "Since Alyce is a "farm gal," I think she would appreciate a night of karaoke and mechanical bull riding at the local tavern, followed by some cow tipping. Then Alyce will decide to roll around on the hay with Helix." (Jani) "Helix should take Alyce skydiving and then out for a snow cone." (Adam) These were great ideas but the most surprising suggestion came straight from the sheep's mouth. Check out what Alyce had to say! "Helix should fly to England for a picnic with yorkshire pudding, clotted cream, roast beef etc. Alyce cannot have a date with Helix in Minnesota as she is too broke - how can a sheep earn anything?" (Alyce) |
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| Where's
Alyce? Some of Helix's friends may have noticed his horns drooping a little toward the end of summer. Quite unexpectedly, Alyce the Sheep stopped writing to Helix. Helix was afraid he had scared his sew-mate away! His horns were quite relieved when Alyce finally contacted Helix to explain her sudden disappearance. She did not abandon him but instead, has been busy on her first trip abroad. Alyce has been attending voice camp in Poland with her master, Vicky. Helix didn't come right out and ask but he quickly formed the impression that Alyce took this trip solo. Is this a sign that she is reconsidering her relationship with Edward? When she returns will she finally divorce him and give Helix a chance? Helix is hopeful that things are moving in the right direction and that very soon, he will be nuzzling his wooly love with his horns. |
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Monster + Sheep = True Love? Alyce returned safely from her trip to Poland and while she was gone, she had plenty of time to think about her romantic future and make some very tough choices. It is official. Alyce the Sheep has left her husband, Edward. The final straw came when Edward refused to accept Alyce's latest adopted lamb. Alyce is now a SINGLE sheep and reaching her trotters out to Helix. As you might imagine, Helix is tickled orange by this and is very eager to see what will happen between them. Meanwhile, her ex-to-be Edward showed his contempt for Helix in a most unflattering way - by chewing Helix's campaign bumpersticker.  |
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Helix Finally Meets Alyce
For Helix, it was love at first
bleat. The two instantly hit it off! What's next for
Monster and Sheep? Will they mate? Will they tye the
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The First Mating When we last left Helix, he had flown to England to finally meet his "sew-mate" and their matchmaker, Vicky. Alyce the Sheep was everything Helix imagined and more. A true romance began to blossom between monster and sheep. For Valentine's Day, Helix surprised his wooly love, by smuggling her back with him to the United States! Their relationship was progressing rapidly and on Valentine's Day, Helix and Alyce took things to a new level.  The first mating between monster and sheep took place on the creepy puppet master's love seat.  What does this mean for Helix and Alyce? Will mating lead to a serious commitment? Is there a baby ewe on the way? |
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| Helix Discovers Sheep Aren't
Strapless! In the beginning of their courtship, Helix quite naturally assumed Alyce was a stuffed sheep. Many humans may have thought this as well. However, Helix has memorized every inch of his wooly love with his horns and he was surprised to learn that his sheep sew-mate comes with straps!
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