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Current Experiments

Become a Product Spokesmonster?
(Updated 7/28/03)
Experiment Status:
IN PROGRESS!
 
Get a Job? (Updated 3/19/03)
Experiment Status:
IN PROGRESS!
Enroll in College? (Updated 3/11/03)
Experiment Status:
IN PROGRESS!

 

Previous Experiments

Get an Agent? (Updated 7/18/02)
Experiment Status:
FAILURE!

Get Cosmetic Surgery? (Updated 7/18/02)
Experiment Status:
FAILURE!

Get an Autograph from a Baseball Player?
(Updated 7/06/02)
Experiment Status:
SUCCESS!

Find his Family? (Updated 5/11/02)
Experiment Status:
FAILURE!

Make the Band? (Updated 4/07/02)
Experiment Status:
SUCCESS!

Get a Valentine's Day Card from a Stranger?
(Updated 3/02/02)
Experiment Status:
FAILURE!

Get a Christmas Card from a Stranger?
(Updated 2/10/02)
Experiment Status: SUCCESS!
Suggestions for Future Experiments

"Can a monster hand puppet become a stunt(man) monster?" (Christine)

"1: Do some research and find out if a hand puppet can purchase a burial plot.

2: Call a brothel and see if anyone is willing to sleep with Helix.

3: Find out if Helix can join the ARMY.

4: Leave Helix in the back yard for a couple of hours and see if he has the ability to catch the West Nile Virus.

5: Give Helix an empty metal cup, put him on a street corner in Minneapolis, and see if anyone is willing to give him a quarter."
(Colleen)

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