Cats Helix Has Eaten

Cats Helix Has Eaten (2003)

As of 10/6/03, Helix has eaten 11 cats!

Grover

Squeekie

Owner:
Cher
Alberta, Canada

"Grover (black and white cat) is a female and the grey one is Squeekie and he is male."

Target

Owner:
Selma
Wyoming

"I have a nice, large, orange cat for you to add to your menu. His name would be Target and he's about 7 years old. WOW!"

Kia

Owner:
Ro
Leeds, England

"I have finally found a photo of Kia, our dribbly cat, so that you can add her to your cat soup contest! Her turn ons include food, belly tickles, attention, and more food. Her turn offs include no attention, no belly tickles and no food. I am sure she would make a very delicious addition to your cat soup, even though she is exceptionally dribbly.

Kia is glad that you like her photo, but is concerned that she doesn't look quite as cute as the other cats in the Cat Soup contest! She has an abscess on her jaw (which makes her so dribbly) and that's why her chin looks kind
of black and poorly, and all the other cats in the Cat Soup contest look all happy and well groomed! What if people think that Kia is does not deserve to be pardoned from the Cat Soup contest?! Oh noo!"

Snickers

Owner:
Julie
Olathe, KS

"Here's a photo of Snickers for Cat Soup! She'd make it soooo sweet... but hopes she is pardoned, as she has a lot of playing to do and can't be bothered with sitting in a pot for a few hours., and you can surely put her in the cat soup contest!"

Garfield

Owner:
Becky
Jellico, TN

"Since you like the color orange so well, I'm willing to let you nibble on Garfield. He is a orange tabby cat. But please remember, I LOVE HIM VERY MUCH so please be as gentle as possible with him."

Sidney

Owner:
Walter
Narragansett, RI

Bert

Owner:
Aimee
Montross, VA

"Here is a pic of my cat Bert (Egbert). He is a bit anti-social but lately he has been very sweet."

Sonny

Owner:
Joe
Jellico, TN

"I think he would make a excellent monster treat because he is very sweet,and there is plenty of him to eat, because he is now OVER 20 POUNDS!" (Nominated by Becky)

Garfield

Owner:
Kylie
Melbourne, Australia

"I misunderstood Cat Soup and thought the cute, little cats were harmed but now after hearing they come straight out of the Helix hole then that's ok.

"Since you are such a darling monster, I would love my beloved Garfield to be in your Soup. I hope you choose him because I'm sure he would make a very tasty treat. Here is his pic, pretty please with a cherry on top let him win. He will be devastated if he doesn't because he likes to think of himself as a cat version of a supermodel."

Sunny

Owner:
Jessica
Bellevue, KY

"Just wanted to take a moment to wish my favorite furry monster a very happy birthday! As your present, you can even eat my cat! (Just rinse her off after her trip out your puppet hole. I love you, but monster saliva does NOT come off the furniture easily!)" (Jessica, Monster Lover Extraordinaire)