Cats Helix Has Eaten (2004)


As of 12/18/04, Helix has eaten 21 cats!


Steven & Shadow

"They are taking a cat nap and didn't want to pose for the camera."

Owner:

Bee
White Bear Lake, MN

Fred

"Meet Fred, the meanest cat Helix has ever run across! I am sure that Fred will not be eaten by Helix, for I have seen Fred catch and devour rats twice the size of Helix! Oh, and the dog which Fred enjoys to torture is Scotty. In this photo Fred is just waiting for Scotty to fall asleep so he can attack!"


Owner:

Josey
Burns, KS

Zell

Owner:

Nickiey
St. Louis, MO

Chance & Tucker

Owner:

Sarah
Findlay, OH

"I am sending you Chance (black and white short hair) and Tucker (orange and white long hair). Tucker is orange, so I'm sure Helix will side with him.

Chance is incredibly smart. He was named when I adopted him, and it's fitting because he's always taking chances. He's a hug addict. If I'm trying to brush my teeth in the morning, he won't get out of my way until I give him a hug. And yes,
he actually stands up and puts his arms around me.

Tucker is a stool pigeon. Nobody likes a squealer. Every time Chance is up to no good, or even if he's just snooping around innocently, Tucker howls at the door of the room he's in for me to come and catch him."

Yikes! and Mongoose

Owner:

Monica
Joliet, IL

Captain Morgan

Owner:

Ellen
Brooklyn, NY

"He is the only cat I know who will chase and return a bottle cap. He is also very handsome."

Stuart


Owner:

Heather
Dundas, Ontario

"Stuart has already been impaled by the chair leg, so he's ready for soup. Or perhaps, Stuart-kebob in sauce. He sheds a lot, so you might want to strain the soup."

Isabelle aka "Izzie"


Owner:

Chrissie
Beaver Creek, Ohio



"I rescued Izzie from the pound. She is a very happy cat and Izzie thinks she is too cute to be eaten! She is a ten month old Calico that loves her new scratching post and many toys."

Simba

Owner:

Patricia
Surrey, British Columbia

"He's like a bull in a china shop, always breaking stuff, so I'll let you eat him."

Kip


Owner:

Ally
Golden, CO

"This is Ninkipper Michael Knight. Kip enjoys feasting on the brains of the living, but he has a softer side as well that includes cinder blocks, beanie babies, and a fear of balloons."

Annie

Owner:

Emerald
Butte, MT

Mookie


Mookie with his new friend, Ferdinand.


Owner:

Richie
Maple Glen, PA


Bumper


Owner:

Chrissie
Ohio

"This is my cat Bumper. He is a Russian Blue and has green eyes."


Coco, Otpi, and Monty

Owner:

Danielle
Cobble Hill, British Columbia

Leo

Owner:

Darren
Tunbridge Wells, U.K.


Sassy

Owner:

Kim
Belleville, Ontario

"Here is my cat, Sassy. She doesn't like the camera so I had to get her in front of the webcam."

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