Dream Puppet Checklist

  1. Must be a puppet. Although, Helix *IS* human-curious. Especially when humans have horns.


Demi
St. Paul, MN

  1. Must not be slimey.

  2. Must have horns but they must not be pierced.

  3. Must have lots of fur OR at least be fuzzy (like a sweater).

  4. Must still have her original tag.

  5. Must not have had more than 3 hands up her puppet hole and never more than one at a time!

  6. Must enjoy furniture porn.

  7. Must not have dated Cookie Monster.

  8. Must be between 1 month old and 5 years old (in puppet years).

  9. Must have a healthy relationship with her manufacturer.

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