Must not be slimey.
Must
have horns but they must not be pierced.
Must
have lots of fur OR at least be fuzzy (like a
sweater).
Must
still have her original tag.
Must
not have had more than 3 hands up her puppet hole
and never more than one at a time!
Must
enjoy furniture porn.
Must
not have dated Cookie Monster.
Must
be between 1 month old and 5 years old (in puppet
years).
Must
have a healthy relationship with her
manufacturer.