Edible Items in Las Vegas

Helix came. Helix saw. Helix ate.

Helix even compiled a list of the Top 20 tastiest edible items that he found on his trip to Las Vegas.


#20 - A delicious duck on Lake Mead.

#19 - Why dine on duck when you can eat a Golden Goose?

#18 - They melted in Helix's mouth, not in his paws. Which is fortunate... melted chcolate, it's not so good for the fur.

#17 - An animatronic camel at the Luxor looked at Helix funny and became his lunch!

#16 - A little ruffage never hurts. Helix couldn't find a Joshua so he settled for eating a Joshua Tree.

#15 - A replica of the Statute of Liberty outside New York, New York. Helix was disappointed to find it did not have a chocolate filling.

#14 - A polar bear at the Bellagio indoor gardens.

#13 - From the balcony in his hotel room, Helix saw a human swimming in the pool. Much like a raccoon, Helix likes his meals moist.

#12 - It takes a strong stomach to consume an entire cactus.

#11 - Even a helicopter full of sightseers isn't immune from Helix's mouth.

#10 - Helix had the last laugh when he ate his first jackalope.

#9 - Somtimes Helix likes his food a little bit shaken up. Thanks to the rollercoaster at New York, New York - Helix enjoyed a tasty tossed human salad.

#8 - How did Helix have for his holiday meal? An inflatable giant Santa Claus, of course.

#7 - This carp at Lake Mead may have had a big mouth but Helix had bigger teeth!

#6 - Helix couldn't visit Las Vegas and not take a bite out of it's most famous landmarks. Vegas Vic was delicious. Helix needs more neon in his diet.

#5 - It's Helix's version of Ramen Noodles. Cheap and ready in just minutes, it's your basic human buffet.

#4 - The giant lion outside of the MGM Grand is majestic. Especially on toast.

#3 - An Elvis impersonator. Be honest. You'd eat him! The unknown fan posing with Elvis is the unfortunate collateral damage of a hungry, hungry Helix. Otherwise known as a side dish.

#2 - At first Helix thought he was seeing things. A pink elephant? How much did Helix drink on New Year's Eve? Helix wasn't hallucinating. Pink elephants are REAL and they taste like strawberry Starburst.

#1 - Three words - A wax Al Roker.

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