Can a Monster Hand Puppet...
...Get Cosmetic Surgery?

While Helix prides himself on his two, mighty horns and beautiful, orange fur, there is one part of Helix's body that he has always been very self-conscious about.



That's right, his NOSE!

Despite the many practical uses for a large honker (such as sniffing out tasty cats), Helix feels it is a little out of proportion to his otherwise normal-sized puppet head.

Helix recently e-mailed SEVERAL prominent cosmetic surgeons (most of them located in L.A. - go figure?) requesting information on nose reduction surgery.

Helix is hoping that he will find a sympathetic doctor who will agree to perform the procedure for free.

Stay tuned to this page for more details!		 Surgery Helix Should Consider:

Horn enlargement
Nose reduction
Tentacle implants

"I think Helix is fine just the way he is. It is his master that should consider getting cosmetic surgery to resemble Helix." (Colleen)

What types of surgery should Helix consider? Click here to tell Helix what you think!

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