Jennilee
Provo, UT
"Being a monster is too close, people might get suspicious and then they would kill me by tickling me to death with a parakeet feather. Not a good way to go."
Helix agrees. That is not a good way to go. And he begs his tasty human friends NOT to send the creepy puppet master parakeets or parakeet feathers!
Meg & Chuck
Lisbon & Augusta, ME
Nominated by:
Colleen
Des Moines, IA
"I want to be Helix's Favorite Human because I think he is really sexy! I want to be just like him with his orange fur! He's the cutest lil thing!"
Ryan Kelsey
South St. Paul, MN
Nominated by:
Jessie
Eagan, MN
"I nominate RYAN KELSEY for favorite human! So there! That's my story and I'm sticking to it." (Jessie)
Helix is pleased to name Ryan his Favorite Human during the Halloween season. Not only does Ryan have a hair style that rivals that of Helix - he also has been a very loyal supporter of Helix's campaign for Governor.
Helix has heard many people refer to Deb as a "fox". Helix is confused. While she is a tasty human, isn't THIS a fox?
Aragwen/Jennifer
Germany
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Aragwen/Jennifer
"I sneak into people's houses and steal things, like keys. I take green crayons and draw on walls of other people's houses. I am a dark poet and artist."
Aragwen may be evil but her tasty human counterpart is very puppet friendly.
"I hope you have a creepy and spooky Halloween. Don't eat too many chocolate covered cats."
Letitia
Clearwater, FL
Letitia's Homepage
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"Maybe there is a female puppet out there that would be just right for Helix. You know, even the Tazmanian Devil had a she-devil."
Helix hasn't been on a monster blind date with a female puppet in quite awhile. However, he is hopeful that his "sew-mate" Alyce the Sheep will be returning from her vacation in Poland very soon.
J.J.
Beavercreek, OH
Nominated by:
Chrissie
While Helix's human master is creepy, J.J. is a kind, attentive puppet master who always treats Helga with the respect a beautiful orange monster like her deserves! While Helix had to wait months until a kind human made him legs, J.J. got Helga a RACE CAR!
Click here to see more pictures of Helga A. Monster.
Emeline
Bordeaux, France
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Emeline
She has a fabulous form - look at her crouch. She has assumed the perfect position for pouncing on a tasty cat. Helix thinks she should team up with him to release a line of instructional cat-capturing videos!
Emeline has also helped Helix translate his favorite phrases into FRENCH.
"Puis-je manger ton chat?" - "May I eat your cat?"
Hmmm... what's next? Helix in a beret? You never know!
Lucy
St. Paul, MN
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Lucy
Lucy's Homepage
Meet Pinchie - a Netherland dwarf and an excellent monster of a bunny.
Helix hopes to schedule a play-date with Pinchie very soon and perhaps even go on a midnight rampage together! Move over Moose and Squirrel, it's Monster and Bunny time!
Karletta
Johnstown, PA
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Karletta's Home Page
Karletta
is Helix's first Favorite Human from Pennslyvania.
According to Karletta, her state has an abundence of
monsters! Helix hopes to visit PA someday soon and see
for himself! And perhaps, eat a few Quakers. They go
great with oatmeal!
Karletta and Helix share a common passion - they both
love to sit/lay in the grass!
Kim
Minneapolis, MN
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Kim
Surf Minnesota
As many humans already know, Helix was born (made) in China but currently lives in St. Paul, Minnesota.
However, humans from around the world are constantly asking Helix questions about his adopted home state.
To learn more about Minnesota and to find lots of tasty links, please visit Kim's website, Surf Minnesota.
Kim Chard
Belleville, Ontario
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Kim's Website
Jasmine
Joliet, IL
Jasmine's Website
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Jasmine
See more pictures of Helix's new Legs
Helix has been getting lots of compliments on his new limbs but Jasmine deserves all the credit! If you are in the market for puppet prosthetics, Helix highly recommends Jasmine's services!
Jessie
Bloomington, MN
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Jessie
Jessie's
Home Page
Helix wishes all humans had such beautiful, orange fur.
Jessie also sent Helix the below quiz. Have you ever wondered which Muppet character you are most like?
Take the Sesame Street Character Test
Colleen
Gosselin
Des Moines, IA
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Colleen
Colleen
is overtly abnormal and therefore one of Helix's favorite
humans!
She is also Helix's resident monster artist. She has
contributed several graphics to Helix's site and her
images adorn Helix's line of merchandise available at the
Monster
Maul.
Click the graphic below to visit
Colleen's website and view more of her wonderful artwork.
"We were browsing around your site the other day (we being me and my 10 month old son) and he was very intrigued by the recent submission of a photo done over in orange. Bean (my son) then decided he wanted to be Helix for Halloween." (Lissa)
Helix has heard of lima beans,
baked beans, and coffee beans. Now, Helix has met his
first Monster Bean.
Helix thinks Bean looks very handsome in horns. But, why
limit him to just Halloween? Helix thinks Bean should be
an everyday monster!
Meg
Burnsville, MN
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Meg's Website
What's good for Meg is good for Helix!
Brian
Des Moines, IA
"I am nominating my life long institutional partner, Brian. With any luck, the simple act of his being picked will send the proper vibrations to help alleviate his issues with spongeisim. The conservative die off much quicker than the abnormal. I'm not in a hurry to be a literal computer widow. If you have a hard time understanding what it is like living with someone so spongy, take a gander at his web site!" (Colleen)
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Elizabeth
Portland, OR
Elizabeth's Website
To the academy, for all their support! Mom, Dad... you guys are the best! To Mykel, look baby! I finally got here!
To all my friends and stalkers, I love you all so much. Oh God, I... I never expected this. I'm shaking. Ok, props to all my homies in da hood. I finally made it out yo!
Um, to my heroes, Calvin Klein and Fran Drescher. You guys made me realize dreams are attained only by hard work and a huge rack!
Thank you all so much!"
Heidi
Denmark
Heidi's Website
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Heidi
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The
Casey Family
North Rothbury, Australia
To the right is Amber (7 years old) with her other love BULL DOG.
Both the girls would like an autographed pic of you because they also now have a love of Helix, and like myself know you will someday be famous like 'DICKIE KNEE".
Please dont forget fame comes in many ways, and to us you are already famous. (Shell)
Azrael Hart
Toronto, Ontario
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Azrael
Geeks Anonymous
Azrael found out about Helix
through his friend and past favorite human, Melodie.
"I supose then that this will
probably make me your first male Canadian, since Melodie
was your first Canadian.
I don't know if Helix is a wrestling fan so in case he
isn't, this picture was taken at Wrestlemania this past
year in Toronto, ON. The Man in Green is WWF
wrestler, The Hurricane, and his side kick Mighty
Molly is the one on the right. I am the one in the
middle." (Azrael)
In honor of this week's
"Favorite Human", Helix shows his love for his
friends north of the border by proudly waving the
Canadian flag!
Monica
Amsterdam
Small Pleasures
Is Helix planning a summer escape
from his creepy master? Where better to hide out than
Amsterdam? Helix is certain to get his peanut butter fix.
To learn more about Amsterdam, check out Monica's
website.
Lissa
Joliet, IL
"I am nominating myself! I'm not normally such a self-promoting person, but I love Helix and have taken it upon myself to spread info about Helix to everyone I know and point them to his website! I am the unofficial Helix Fan Recruitor for the Midwest (mainly the Chicagoland area)."
Monster's Note:
In tribute to Lissa, Helix has decided to temporarily
shed his orange hue so that he matches his Favorite
Human's color (or lack of it)!
Vicky is the proud owner
of Alyce, the sheep with a heart.
Check out Alyce's
website:
Alyce The Sheep Solves Your
Problems
Helix asked Alyce to solve his problems by sharing her
trotters with him.
"The color of the trotters
could be a problem - Alyce has NEVER heard of orange
trotters. Hers are a charming shade of pale brown
(natural, of course) but she thinks that wouldn't look so
good on Helix. However, Alyce has a loop on her neck,
just like Helix. Perhaps they could hang out together...
Actually, Helix and Alyce have
even more in common - Alyce is furry too, not wooly. Her
fur is white and shaggy, and looks very good after a
bath."
(Alyce & Vicky)
Melodie
Toronto, Ontario
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Melodie
Melodie's Website
Helix gives Melodie's site two horns up! Check it out and you'll see why!
I dig Helix. I love hand puppets & monsters so a monster hand puppet is a natural! Pointy polyester horns -- I hear the Beastie Boys like that polyester look."
The Wonderful & Frightening World of Wino Dog
"I have another site for the poetry show that I host: http://www.citylit.net"
Even without horns, Gerri is a beauty and she has the tiara to prove it!
Helix hopes Gerri will give him lessons on proper posture so that one day Helix may win a crown of his own!
In addition to letting Helix eat her beloved Sabbath & Axel in "Cat Soup", Kari continues to deliver fresh, funny felines direct to Helix's mouth!
Most humans THINK Helix is a "freak" but Shannon has PROVED it by making him take a test!
Are you a freak?
The Freak Test
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In a shrewd move, Helix has added a HUMAN to the ticket and not just any human, but a member of the Air Force. That's right! Helix is going after the military vote!
Please welcome Mikey - Helix's choice for Lt. Governor.
Mikey's friends are also fixing Helix up with monster blind dates.
Meet
Henrietta
Courtesy of Emmy
Plymouth, MN
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"As I look at that picture, it looks like Helix wants to give Deanna monsterous kisses." (Deanna)
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