Category:
Most Memorable Monster Event of 2002

Winner Helix Falls in Love with Alyce the Sheep
Runner-Up Helix Tortures Winnie the Pooh	Honorable Mention Helix Campaigns for Governor of Minnesota

Category:
Best Artificial Legs of 2002

Winner Pair of Legs #1
Runner-Up Pair of Legs #3	Honorable Mention Pair of Legs #2

Category:
Best Helix Clone of 2002

Winner Horn E. Monster
Runner-Up Fandango L. Monster	Honorable Mention Helga A. Monster

Category:
Most Uneatable Cat(s) of 2002

Winner Dixie Owner: Jessie Bloomington, MN
Runner-Up Princess Owner: Azrael Ancaster, Ontario	Honorable Mention Misty Simmon Owner: Deanna Las Vegas, NV

Category:
Human of the Year of 2002

Winner Colleen Des Moines, IA
Runner-Up Jessie Bloomington, MN	Runner-Up Heidi Copenhagen, Denmark	Honorable Mention Vicky Cornwall, England