Hollywood Helix
Lights, Camera, Horns!



Helix makes his pitch to be a contestant on the next season of "The Apprentice".

Monsters & Mutants
Which X-Men mutant should Helix try to form an alliance with?

Cyclops
Magneto
Mystique
Nightcrawler
Rogue
Storm
Toad
Wolverine


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Hollywood Helix
Which reality television series should Helix try to be a contestant on?

American Idol
Fear Factor
I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!
Meet My Folks
Survivor


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Tasty Links

Station Five
Hollywood Helix
Which film should Helix write, star in, direct, produce and ultimately win multiple Oscars for?

Million Dollar Monster
The Passion of the Puppet
Finding Orangeland
Helix D. Monster's A Series of Unfortunate Gorings
Eternal Horns of the Furry Mind
The Phantom of the Puppet Hole
Other (Please leave comments)


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More humans participated in this year's "Predict the Oscars" contest than ever before! Helix thanks you all!

Congratulations:
Chuck
Provincetown, MA

He is this year's winner - correctly predicting 75% of the Oscar categories. Great job!


"H3: Rise of the Puppets"
Coming this summer to a theater near you...

Helix Rides Seabiscuit?





Ask Helix
Click above for previous Ask Helix questions/answers related to Hollywood.

Hollywood Headlines
What Monster News isn't making Entertainment Tonight? Click above to read previous stories related to Helix's attempts to break his horns into Hollywood.

Most Eatable Celebrities
Helix is compiling a Top 10 list of the Most Eatable Celebrities. Click above to nominate celebrities you'd like Helix to eat.

Sign Petition to Cast Helix in Monsters Inc. sequel
Thanks to Glen for suggesting this wonderful petition.

Monster Mumblings

"I would really love to see you acting as double for Arnold Schwarzenegger or Sylvester Stallone in movies like "Terminator 4 - Monster against Machine". I'm sure you'll win the Oscar for such an action movie." (Christine)

"Being that I have been a Helix fan for a very long time, I feel that my pick of celebrities should be eaten first. Or you could throw them all in a giant pot and have celeb stew." (Nancy)

Click here for more Monster Mumblings

Monster Movie Reviews
Click movie titles below for Helix's detailed reviews.

Movie Helix's Rating
About A Boy
America's Sweethearts
Bridget Jones's Diary
Cast Away

Moulin Rouge
Notting Hill

Office Space

One Hour Photo
Shrek
Spider Man
Two Weeks Notice
What Women Want

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