Tim
Spring Hill, FL
Congratulations go to Tim! This
week, he was randomly selected to receive a free NFL team
T-Shirt in Helix's Monster Football Picks contest.
What does he have to say about this?
"I humble before the
generosity of the great Helix." (Tim) |
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The Pirate Guys
Cap'n Slappy (left) & Ol' Chumbucket (right)
Albany, Oregon
"Ahoy Helix!
"I am sure yer well on yer way to bein' our first
orange monster
hand puppet pirate and we look forward to great things
from ye!"
"Speaking for Ol' Chumbucket and meself, Ye, helix,
be our favorite Orange Monster Hand Puppet!" (Cap'n
Slappy)
Talk Like A Pirate Day |
Becky
Jellico, TN
"You'll always be my favorite
little orange guy. Too bad you're already taken by Alyce
the Sheep."
Sadly, Becky's precious pet, Garfield, recently passed
away.
Helix extends his condolences to Becky on behalf of all
Cat Soup participants and asks that you click the link
below to light a candle in Garfield's memory.
Light a Candle for Garfield |
Janessa & Layla
Belleville, Ontario
"We think that we should be
your favorite humans because we love you very much and we
get happy when we see you. Our Mommy has been your
favorite human two years in a row. It is our turn in the
spotlight!" |
Luke
United Kingdom
Nominated by Colleen
"I think you would be
impressed with Luke's ability to create the most
desirable human-hair-hornage, that has ever been viewed
by the free world!
I discovered Luke looking through Deviant Art. He
has some photographs posted of himself sporting many
different hair styles. Looking at them, I had to ask the
burning question: 'Have you ever had horns?'. The reply I
received was exactly what I was hoping for, and the proof
is now in the pudding (actually the photograph).
Not only does Luke create memorable images, but
striking hairstyles as well. I implore you to add him to
your collection of tasty humans. You won't regret it a
bit (or a bite)!"
(Colleen)
Luke's Website |
John
Beeville, Texas
"Why should I be Helix's
Favourite Human? It's because I put a 'U' in FAVOURITE
and COLOUR and I possess something that many people
don't, I have TOES! You know they're beautiful"
John's Homepage |
Robert Cullenbine
California
"I'm on the California Recall
Ballot.
Do not, I say do not vote for me.
I am totally unqualifed."
Bob for Governor?
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Hammy
Heywood, UK
"I have a terrible problem with jelly babies
and pear drops. I am eating them quite often now and
wonder if this is becoming an addiction.
This is a photo of me being approached by a small and
crafty child, otherwise known as a Sweetie Pusher.
I should never have agreed to babysit that night! My
teeth are aching and I can still hear those dreadful
words, 'Do you want another sweetie, Uncle Hammy?'."
Helix sympathizes with your situation but is afraid he
has little advice to offer. After conquering his
addiction to peanut butter, Helix has a new vice this
summer - orange popsicles!
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Kim Chard
Belleville, Ontario
"Well here I am again,
nominating myself. I thrive on fame, like my fuzzy
compatriot Helix!
I think it is only fitting that I be his favourite
human, seeing as he is my favourite monster hand
puppet. He is just so damn creative and for that I
love him.
Keep up the good work Helix. You make other hand puppets
world wide jealous." (Kim)
Kim's website |
Jane
Ekaterinburg
Russian Federation
Jane is not just a composer. She's
a very YOUNG composer, having recently finished college
at Urals State Technical University. Now, she teaches
musical theory and intonation at a local music school.
Jane plays piano, guitar, pan-flute, balalaika, and
accordion.
Helix is very impressed by this multi-talented musical
human and hopes he can convince Jane to give him piano
lessons. In exchange, Helix will let her play percussion
on his empty Tic-Tac containers. |
Jessica
Coldstream, British Columbia
"Jessica is 8 years old and
in the 3rd grade. She saw your site and would love to be
your friend. Jess has a very large stuffed animal
collection that she would be willing to let you see,
including a puppet (Justin from the group N'Sync)." (Wendy)
Helix has the hop part down but he
is counting on Jessica to teach him how to be hip! |
Amanda
Cottage Grove, MN
This week, Helix is pleased to
introduce a very rare member of the human species.
Amanda is one of a select few of humans that can be
classified in the category of KPM or Kind Puppet Master.
She treats her monster hand puppet, D. Licious Monster with the
respect and loving care that Helix so longs for.
If Helix ever manages to escape from the clutches of the
CPM, he will seek his refuge with Amanda. |
Darren
Tunbridge Wells, U.K.
Helix doesn't even know where to
begin when talking about Darren. He has been one of
Helix's most loyal supporters and a regular participant
on Helix's website.
He has asked lots of great questions, given great answers
to Helix's questions and provided him with lots of tasty
links.
Now, there's yet another reason to honor Darren. He has composed
and performed an original song that
Helix is pleased to introduce as his THEME song.
Finally, Helix has music to go with his madness! And he
owes it all to Darren!
Helix hereby bestows his first ever lifetime exemption
from being eaten to Darren.
Visit Darren's Website |
Jani
Pittsburgh, PA
Why do you want to be Helix's
Favorite Human?
Helix has heard many interesting answers to this question
but none quite as unique as Jani's response.
"Because I ate a Smurf just for Helix." (Jani)
Helix thinks that's a pretty good
reason. His only suggestion to Jani... next time, SHARE!
Visit Jani's Homepage |
Christine
Leverkusen, Germany
Christine has been kind enough to
arrange play dates for Helix with her monster, Grinsi.
Unlike Helix, Grinsi doesn't enjoy being sprayed with
Febreze.
Helix is sure he'll come around. |
Erin & Danyael
Dayton, OH
Erin is an extra-special human.
She was Helix's FIRST Favorite Human of 2002. She's so
tasty, Helix is featuring her again!
Lots of things have changed since Helix first met Erin
over a year ago.
Helix met and mated with Alyce the Sheep. Erin married
(and presumably) mated with her favorite human, Danyael.
What advice does Erin have for Helix as he thinks about
taking his relationship to the next level?
"Marriage is great!" (Erin)
Erin's Homepage |
Cher
Alberta, Canada
When it comes to having her elbows gnawed on by a monster
hand puppet, Cher has got the right attitude. She
graciously provided Helix with a map and detailed
directions to her doorstep.
In addition, Helix hopes Cher will join him in a duet of,
"I Got Ewe, Babe" as a present for his beloved
Alyce the Sheep. |
Suzie
Skelmersdale, England
Helix has a head filled with
polyester fiber. Suzie claims hers is filled with
sawdust. In Helix's expert culinary opinion, that makes
her a tasty human!
In addition, she has eagerly sold out her species and has
turned Helix on to a website that has plenty of tasty
humans to chat with and munch on.
www.kickchat.com
Suzie is a DJ there and you just
might find Helix in chat, enjoying one of her radio
stream broadcasts.
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Courtney, Chelsea, Casey and Jojo
"We, being monster-like
ourselves, think that Helix would be more than proud to
have us as his Favorite (yet short) Humans! Our teeth are
sharp, we love orange tic-tacs, and we often hide our
relatives in the closet too! We never eat cats, but we
have considered it many times. Besides, how can Helix
resist such cute faces?"
You're right! Helix can't resist the cute faces of little
human monsters! |
Monica aka Princess Gofer
Joliet, IL
Congratulations Mo!
She is Helix's first Favorite Human of the new year!
"I nominate Monica - known to
the Helix community as Princess Gofer. Not only is
she a HOOOGE Helix enthusiast, she is my little
sister!" (Lissa)
"Mo is the coolest!"
(Jasmine)
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Kylie
Melbourne, Australia
Kylie is an amazing monster interior decorator. She has
accepted the daunting task of designing Helix's monster
bedroom.
"Helix's monster bedroom will be HUGE, painted in
your favorite color, with a king-sized bed, your own
bathroom, and a neverending supply of cat soup!"
"I'll arrange for some
stables where your horse can live so you can go on lots
of horse rides. And if the creepy puppet master
doesn't like that, I'll be having words with him for
being mean to my Helix." |
Lukas
Copenhagen, Denmark
"I think I deserve to be
Helix's Favorite Human, because I'm such a nice, little
3½ year old boy who loves Helix. My mother, Heidi has been
Helix's Favorite Human, so I would like to be his
favorite human too." |
