Ingredients for Cat Soup

Spike Owner: Rachel "He's a little chubby, but he should have lots of good meat on him. Once you've seen Spike, I bet you would like to have him in a nice stew.  Right now he's being very good, sitting at my feet and resting after a long day of trying to tear up Mommy's stuff.  He can only get so far before I aim The Water Bottle at him, then he runs and hides.  Too bad for him that he has tags and a bell on his collar, but occasionally he slips it off and I can't hear him.  He's very clever, and he even knows how to fetch.  If you chose to hunt him, though, you could use his Beanie Baby as bait (he carries it around like its his kitten)."

Cricket Owner: Sheri Pompano Beach, FL "I see Helix's mouth is drooling for my Cricket -  not uncomon though - as he is born of royalty... not the eating type."

Dementia Owner: Erin Dayton, OH "Mistress Dementia is magically delicious, but watch out, she's a fiesty one. She sleeps on our knife collection. She's a hardcore cat."

Bisco Runti Owner: Elia Flagstaff, AZ "The photos are of my lovely and adorable (and probably tasty) cats. The girl cat, Runti just had kittens for the second time in 3 months! Next time, I'll send you photos of her oldest kitty as well as her little babies. I hope they don't give you indigestion."

Sammy Owner: Christy Waco, TX "This is Sammy the bite size monster cat.  She loves running around the house and terrorizing your feet, but Helix may not want to eat her because she is spoiled rotten!"

Clyde Owner: Christy Waco, TX "This is Clyde. He weighs about 25-30 lbs. Lots of meat to eat! He's also very slow and lazy."

Moon at the rodeo A pic of his fat little face Moon Owner: Bree York, PA "You would love my cat. His name is Moon. He weighs about 18 pounds and has bad vision. He would make an easy target."

Max Simon Owner: Ginger Pittsburgh, PA

Neko Owner: Jose Mexico City, Mexico Will Neko be Helix's fur friend or fur food? You'll decide in the third "Cat Soup" contest!

Moon & Tiaga Owner: Vicky Penzance, Cornwall England "I suppose if you MUST, you can use the cats in your next cat soup contest. But I hope you'll pardon them."

Mystic Demon & Marquis De Sade Owner: Katt Florida "I have to warn you, they don't taste like chicken."

Calvin aka Bibou Owner: Meredith "Here is MY orange monster, Calvin aka Bibou (he's bilingual, his French dad calls him that). He has built-in drawn-on horns, not pointy external ones like you, but you can see that he's ashamed and hides them.  Nowdon't try to eat him, show a little respect for the orange brother/sisterhood."

Ghost-Who-Walks-Inside Ambyre Lynn Owner: Jasmine Bolingbrook, IL

Cricket Owner: Lissa Joliet, IL "This is my cat, Cricket.  Cricket has taken a rather nasty turn since the baby was born, so feel free to throw him in your soup!  He's young and well fed, a tasty meal for a puppet monster, to be sure!"

Cosmo & Frodo Owner: Melodie Toronto, Canada "The orange tabby is Cosmo. The other sandy coloured one is Frodo but but we had him WAY before the movie. Make sure you don't munch too hard on Cosmo's leg bone. He is really quite fiesty and has been known to bite back from time to time."

Alex Bobo Owner: Anonymous

Precious (aka Devil Cat) Owner: Angela Renee Oil Trough, AR "Of course this isn't a great picture of this cat. Its my husband's cat and until the night before last, her name was Precious. But since then she has devoured my second son's two gerbils. She is now known in this house as Devil Cat. The son has decided that Helix has our permission to devour this cat. We just hope that Helix doesn't get a belly ache." (Angela Renee)

Okiko Owner: Alyssa Bloomington, MN "Helix, My roommate and I would like to contribute our cats to your kitty page. They're too cute to eat though!" (Jessie)

Oliver Owner: Chris Minnetonka, MN "Maybe I'll just go mosh with my cat." (Chris) Helix has something else in mind. Helix would like to mash your cat and serve him with a nice side salad.

Sabbath & Axel Owner: Kari Cumberland, RI What's better than a meal of delicious black cat? SECONDS! Not only do these bodyguards eat well, they also have BED privileges. Helix's master makes him sleep on a shelf!

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