Monster Art
Poetry

Please submit your original poems, haikus, and song lyrics about Helix.

Your submissions may earn points in The Helix Challenge.

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or send to:

P.O. Box 2924
St. Paul, MN 55102

H e l i x R o c k s
a v a n x o c o i h
i e r s t m c m n e
r r g i r a u m k e
y y e d e n r o y p
  w   e m ce s n    
  h     e     l    
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Courtesy:
Jasmine
Joliet, IL

  

Dis ain't no cat named Felix,
I am da orange Helix.
You wanna own me?
Gonna haf ta clone me!

I'm just a mish mash,
a splish splash of DNA,
I'm a monster puppet
like Nelix from the Feder A

Shun the cat lovers and
toilet bowl covers
that hinder midnite dips
with our monster lovers.

No pity for the puppet,
a misanthropic muppet.
Niven woulda swore TANJ!
Nuthin rhymes with orange.

Courtesy:
Bobb
Rumford, ME
H is for Helix, the coolest puppet around
E is for excellency, in which Helix abounds
L is for love which we all Helix do
I is for intimidating when Helix gnaws on you
X is for nothing 'cause it doesn't like to rhyme
D is for dashing which Helix is all the time
M is for the music of Helix's growl
O is for only when Helix is on the prowl
N is for never letting his fans down
S is for seeing Alyce in another town
T is for teamwork tho I'm not quite sure why
E is for evil plans that Helix wants to try
R is for roaring and growling and such
And you need another letter to make this easier much!

Courtesy:
Lissa
Joliet, IL

Friendly As Can Be

There once was a Monster Named Helix
He makes soups with cats like Felix
He loves orange tic tacs
and travels with puppets in packs
He makes friends with sheep
but doesn't make a peep
Helix is friendly as can be
this is why I like that he is friends with me.

Courtesy:
Glen
Ancaster, Ontario

 Oh, I never did see,
A monster such as he,
Who types with his horns,
And plots constantly.

His website’s a howl,
And It’s really quite foul,
That monster puppets,
Like Helix run free.

Fans love his monster site
They keep him at night
The next awful scam
They can’t wait him to write.

Between killing Pooh,
The infamous Cat Stew,
All the Contests, the emails
Sent from people like you.

Helix has no time at all
Not for having a ball
Or anyting else Monsters do.

So won’t you be kind?
I’m sure you won’t mind,
Dontating a dollar or two.

Courtesy:
Melodie
Toronto, Ontario
Helix D. Monster - A Tribute

  His fur is soft, and
His teeth may be cloth
But this orange puppet is no fool

  He'll have you for dinner,
Feed you to the clothes spinner
As cute monsters go, he is cool

 Don't mess with this fellow
He's ORANGE not yellow
Run now if you value your head

  His sharp horns will gore you
With his teeth he will chew
Helix - is he under your bed?

Courtesy of:
Vicky

Helix nibbles at cat flesh
Cries echoing through the night
Red dripping down his chin
Fur caught in his teeth
Helix smiles feverishly
Ponders his next meal
The cat victims are close at paw
None suspect the inevitable
Helix enjoys the element of surprise
He enjoys eating raw cat best

Courtesy of:
Colleen Gosselin
08/12/2002

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