Monster
Mumblings
What Humans
are Saying about Helix D. Monster!
Topic: Alyce the Sheep
| "Upon
learning that Alyce has straps, I realized that in my old
bedroom at my parents' house, lives Alyce's long lost
identical relative, Bob! He used to travel about with me
a long time ago, but became old and tired and a bit
straggly and now prefers to live with my parents in the
comfort of my old wardrobe. He once came to Paris with me
and met a real life dog who tried to bite his ears and
hump him! Alas, I don't think that he's ever really
recovered from that experience! But Bob will be very
happy to hear that you are taking such good care of his
long lost relative, I'm sure." (Ro) "Helix (and Alyce), you should both forgive each other for the past and let it go. Move on with your future...together." (Sheena) "What sheep could resist a monster hand puppet of such orangeness and with such magnificent horns?" (Darren) |
| Helix
recently asked Chrissie if she would be his wedding
planner. "I would enjoy planning the wedding. I think you should think about a few things, of course: 1. Will Alyce still let you nibble on female humans? If she doesn't, will you be able to go without nibbling? 2. You will be a step-dad to her many children. Can you take this pressure? 3. Think of the many female hearts (monsters, humans, and animals) you will break when a dashing fellow such as yourself is taken off the market. Now if you decide not to marry and continue mating with Alyce, I would advise that you use protection and not post pics for the world to see (of course if you want pics for your own viewing pleasure, go for it)." (Chrissie) |
| "I am happy for you and Alyce, but are you sure about putting your mating pics for the world to see? As wonderful as such a union is, do you not feel exposed, a bit 'Tommy Lee and Pamela-ish' perhaps.. but if not, more power to you! May you have a wonderful time, you and your Alyce!" (Sheena) |
| "I hope things work out with you and Alyce. She's a good looking sheep. I bet she has all the other orange things after her." (Dr. Titchknox) |
| "Monster
+ Sheep = True Love. That's very true. (Except in rural areas where they believe Human + Sheep = True Love instead.)" (Darren) |
| "HelixHumpedAlyce: I will only have this screen name for ten minutes." (Colleen) |
| "To score a sheep: Buy one of those balloons that clowns use to make giraffes out of (make sure it is the expensive kind...you get what you pay for), a bit of string, some water, and a hand pump. You can figure out the rest." (Colleen) |
| "Alyce misses Helix's lovely pointy teeth." (Alyce the Sheep on vacation in Poland) |
| "In my own biased opinion of course, I'd.like to see Helix drop Alyce and marry Penelope, my pet piggy!" (Angela) |
| "Helix, I have to say you are by far the most adorable monster I have ever seen and your girlfriend Alyce is be-ewe-tiful." (Stephi) |
| "As far as Alyce is concerned, I wouldn't worry about her. If Alyce wants Helix but is married to Edward, Alyce might do the same thing to Helix and leave him for another. I don't see why she would, but it's common knowledge that you can't turn a ho into a well behaved faithful sheep. I have a nice fuzzy cashmere sweater Helix can cry on if need be. I also have a gray fuzzy turtleneck but it's not the same." (Elizabeth) |
| "Friends have scoffed at the possibility of a relationship between a Minnesota monster and a Cornish sheep, but Alyce stands her ground! Baaaaaaaaa!" (Alyce) |
| "It is very good to know that Alyce will probably be a great step-sheep to Helix's mittens and scarf. I was not aware that Alyce had a love child of her own. No wonder she is such a patient and loving sheep! I do not think that Helix is wasting time fawning (or eweing, I guess) over a married sheep. You cannot fight fate, right? I definately think that Helix and Alyce belong together. Stephi can tell that this is meant to be. Helix and Alyce compliment each other so perfectly!" (Stephi) |