Monster
Mumblings
What Humans
are Saying about Helix D. Monster!
Topic: Hollywood Helix
| "You
sing like a ventriloquist puppet." (Simon to Sylvia
Chibiliti - "American Idol" - 2/25/03) "I like to think of myself as the puppet master of the group." (Phoebe/Lisa Kudrow - "Friends" - 9/26/02) "The puppet master gets tired, people!" (Phoebe/Lisa Kudrow - "Friends" - 9/26/02)  "Who's up for puppets?" (Sandy/Freddie Prinze Jr. - "Friends" - 11/7/02) |
| "Did you see 'Greg the Bunny'? I thought it was okay, it would be better if it was 'Helix, the Monster'" (Jessie) |
| "If you really want to become a movie star, then you will need an operation because of your nose! It's too big!" (Anonymous) |
| "I think a Helix magazine would be a very big hit! We could even include a sexy centerfold of Helix every month! (and I do not think Shrek has his very own Magazine)" (Melanie) |
| "Next time Eric Hester is in town, we'll have to see him. I will make sure you don't get left in the car." (Jessie) |
| "Personally, I think your site looks great and quite professional!" (KMSP.TV weatherman, Mike Tsolinas) |
| "It’s too bad that Pets.com bombed, along with their friendly sock puppet mascot. I think he really blew it for other hand puppets breaking into advertising. That and competition from Sarah Hughes probably ruined Helix’s chances for major promotional gigs." (Julie) |
| "I don't use puppets, Bob!" (Ted Danson) Overheard on a rerun of "Becker" |