Monster Mumblings
What Humans are Saying about Helix D. Monster!
Topic: Horns

"I like Helix,  don't get me wrong.  But, I think maybe his horns aren't his strong point.  The eyes are the window to the soul." (Terry)
"Velvet might be growing horns. She has been acting a little stranger than usual."  (Velvet)
"I think Helix could be a keeper. Who wouldn't want such a good looking monster, with such great horns and nice manners?" (Kym)
"I like your horns, they are very lovely.  I think that Helix is the first monster that I know of that has horns." (Anita)
"If I was a puppet I would like to be purple with yellow horns." (Turk)
"I am a huge fan of your horns." (Chris)
"You have very attractive horns--you must be a young monster." (Letty) 
"Helix's horns are frightening, yet strangely alluring!" (Jules)
"I went to your website to learn more about you Helix and I must say that you are a very cute orange monster. Your pointy horns are also pretty cool." (Melissa) 
"I love your horns! Sometimes I wish I had a pair of my own, just a little something to adorn the little devil inside of me." (Ami)
"I have orange fur and pointy horns when I wake up in the morning, before I have a shower and comb my hair. So, I must be a monster too." (Anonymous)
"I love your horns. They are so awesome." (Holly)
"I don't have horns but I wish I had some like you." (Holly)
"Horns are good. I read in a leading monster industry magazine that typically the horns are not visible in baby monster hand puppets till at least 5 weeks." (Anonymous)
"Well, what can I say? First I was admiring the orange fur - then I was quite astounded by the hard beadiness of the eyes. Nothing could quite surpass those pointy horns though - gosh." (Alisa)
"I am sorry to say I do not have horns.  I know, I know...we can't all be so beautiful." (Doug)
"Your horns sound fandabbydozy." (Anonymous)
"I also have to admit that when I get angry I turn into a dragon and want to gore people too." (Anita)
"Poor humans. We just can't seem to pull off the horned look like you can Helix!" (Melodie)
"You have a cute page Helix and I think the "D" should stand for "Dashing" as you are a dashing dude! And cute as can be with the pointy, sharp horns." (Katherine)
"Hi, little scary orange furry horned friend of mine,

First of all, thank you for the Valentine's Day card!  My husband is a little jealous, because he knows how cute you are and he doesn't even have ONE horn, much less TWO, like you do!  His teeth aren't as sharp, and his nose isn't as squeezable, but he IS as hairy as you are, so that's good." 
(Jennifer)
"I love the orange look.Very sexy. And those horns! They must come in handy when ummmm... well, when playing monster tag." (Sunshine)

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