Monster
Mumblings
What Humans
are Saying about Helix D. Monster!
Topic: Legs
| "I don't think there's a terribly large market for prosthetic puppet legs, so they would probably be a 'special order'. That's why you need to win Powerball to afford them. With or without legs, you're still the sexiest orange hand puppet on the planet!" (K.) |
| "Good news, Helix! I believe I may have found someone to manufacture you a set of orange furry prostetic puppet legs if you are still in the market for such! And you won't have to win the lotto to be able to afford them. The puppet surgeon I have located, incidentally, is a HUGE fan of yours and is willing to donate the parts, materials, and labor for FREE! They are excellent surgeons; they sewed up my teddy bear when his head accidentally fell off some years back and there isn't even a scar!" (Lissa - Your orangest supporter) |
| "Vicky is very sorry about the slow processing of Helix's legs. She promises to have them ready well in time for the skiing season! Woosshh! Helix will be but an orange blur on the slopes, and will catch the snowflakes in his pointy teeth." (Vicky) |
| "I've learned that you do not have any legs. That must be very sad for you. I bet if you had legs, you would have cute, little, sharp orange toenails." (Megan) |
| "I'll make sure that you walk on the moon, Helix! If anything you can sit upon my head. I'll make sure you won't float away either." (Jessie) |