Monster
Mumblings
What Humans
are Saying about Helix D. Monster!
Topic: Creepy Puppet
Master
| "I will put in a good word for you Helix, and perhaps one day your master will want to set you free, out of kindness. I don't think he means to hurt you or violate you in any way. You are a puppet after all, and puppets are meant to sit on hands, so they can make movements. I know that you are a very outgoing puppet, and wouldn't want to be stuck in a box or drawer all day, unable to play and make children and grown-ups smile." (Zelda) |
| "If your puppet master is so creepy, you should escape. Quit eating cats and maybe catch a ride on the back of one. I could hide you out, if you wanted. You just couldn't eat my cat-she might try to bite you back!" (Jessica) |
| "Chomp your creepy master on the ankle for me a few times when you get the chance!" (Elizabeth) |
| "I don't have a creepy puppet master but I have a fiance.That's about the closest thing to one, I think." (Mel) |
| "Poor Helix, It like habing strict parents, your every movement is controlled." (Edward) |
| "That is a shame you don't get along with you creepy master. You'd think that since you two have to share very intimate moments together (I'm sure against your will), you might know a little about him. I know you don't like him much but have you ever considered how he feels? Without him you wouldn't be able to go about." (Salena) |
| "I promise that I will be gentle with your polyester insides. I'm a very gentle person!" (Laura) |
| "I want to be a mother figure to you. If you need to be protected, I would come and save you." (Brenda) |
| "Did you know I helped invent the puppet? Well, I didn't invent it but I certainly had a hand in it!" (Kenny) |
| "I'm sure Helix's master isn't all that bad looking but I'm positive you are cuter then he is!" (Deanna) |
| "You need to understand that puppets have a puppet hole for humans to stick their hands into. It is just a way of life. Perhaps you should seek a puppet counselor to get you over this. They may be very helpful!" (Rawlph) |
| "Do you have an owner or is it just a bunch of random hands that run you?" (Steph) |
| "Helix is by FAR the best online persona I have ever come across. Either A) you're super creative and very funny, or B) you need more to do. If you ever need help freeing yourself from that creepy hand, let me know, I have a saw or two." (Anonymous) |
| "I can only suggest to your puppet master to be more kind with your puppet hole from now on. And maybe put in another layer of polyester to protect from further wear." (Anonymous veterinarian) |