Monster
Mumblings
What Humans
are Saying about Helix D. Monster!
Topic: Orange
| "Thank you Helix for being so orange!" (Philip) |
| "I hope you won't hold it against me, but, I am not a monster hand puppet. I am a human. I don't have fur but I have skin and its different colors depending the time of year. Right now it is a peachy-white color. And unfortunately, I am not lucky enough to have horns (though some people may debate that). But like you I have two eyes that are blue and I have this silky yellow stuff that grows out of my head (it's quite nice). I have really cool fingernails (not claws) that are painted orange (yea!)" (Jaime) |
| "You seem like a super cool monster and are ahead of many other monsters, as I've not seen them online. You are computer savy! That's always a plus, espically when you are orange." (Elizabeth) |
| "So not only do you have spiky horns, a sinfully beautiful nose, luscious orange fur (and I'll have you know that I have changed my favorite color to orange from the moment I saw your picture), and those dark brooding eyes but you also smell rugged as well! WOW! What a delicious package you have turned out to be!" (Melanie) |
| "This
is the first time I've been to this site. My friend
e-mailed me and told me I'd like it cause there was a
fuzzy, cute, little ORANGE (my favorite color) monster
the site was essentially about. I love it. I'm
going to have to put it on my favorites file! Way to go
Helix! You're cute as can be. P.S. Congrats on the Oscar the Grouch thing!" (Megan) |
| "Sure his horns are nice but there is so much more to life than just horns. Take his orange fur for instance. I am a redhead so his orange fur caught my eye." (Terry) |
| "My favorite color is orange, and you ARE orange! Now, thats pretty neat. I checked your website out, and I think its pretty good. You're a very photogenic hand puppet." (Amanda) |
| "Take care of yourself and eat lots of carrots and oranges to maintain that lovely color and keep your coat shiny!" (Zelda) |
| "I leave for Jamaica on Wednesday, hurrah! I bought some orange flip flops for the beach, so even though you're not coming with me, you'll be there in spirit. Or in color, whatever." (Julie) |
| "Although nothing really comes close to your remarkable, and hopefully copyrighted, hairdo, I have this wonderful human friend with magical (probably due to monster genes) wild, long, untidy hair." (Ravenna) |
| "I visited your homepage. You have a beautiful orange fur, but I'm not sure about your character." (Yvet) |
| "I'm not orange, but I am a tasty shade of peach." (Nancy) |
| "I'm not so sure about eating tasty humans but I'd try most anything once. I don't like mating with fuzzy sweaters. I must say, I'm kind of partial to monsters with short, clean cut fur." (Stacey) |
| "Helix is furry-ocious!" (Bee) |
| "I've never been friends with any orange monsters but let me tell you, pink, fluffy ones are very, VERY scary and rude too." (Aimee) |
| "I can't believe that anyone would ask you to dye your fur a different color! That's horrible. If those people don't think orange is a perfect color for a puppet monster, then they obviously don't know what they're talking about!" (Amanda) |
| "It's nights like tonight that I wish I was covered in orange fur." (Julie) |
| "The orange colour is pleasant to me. In Russian, there is a word "рыжий" - is not red and not orange. It is such people with traces of the sun on the face and on hands, on shoulders. Such people cheerful. They children of the sun." (Alex S. - Moscow) |
| "You bring the color orange alive." (Sumaiya) |
| "You
wear orange very well. That is one color that just does
not look good on me. You must be a fall person." (Kitty) Monster's Note: You're close, Kitty. Helix is a fall MONSTER. Helix is a Halloween monster hand puppet. |
| "I bet you could sit in my father's yard and blend in with his tomatoes or maybe the carrots. He grows big pumpkins every year and then goes to fairs with them. Maybe you could ride in one to the fair." (Kari) |
| "I hope that you don't go hating Tigger next because he is after all orange and the wonderful thing about Tiggers are Tiggers are wonderful things." (Chris) |
| "In your honor, I have gone out and purchased orange nail polish to match my pretty orange shirt." (Elizabeth) |
| "I am already in love with you. Now I realize what's been missing from my life, an orange furry monster." (Lilly) |
| "My boredom has quickly moved to curiosity and yes, love. I'm now enamored of Helix. I love his orange fur, and I hope he has a nice date with Henrietta." (Anonymous) |
| "I did not know monsters existed, especially with orange fur and horns." (Michelle) |
| "Gee,
what lovely hair! Hair gel? Hair spray?
Shampoo? Conditioner? Perm? On second
thought, actually it looks a little on the dry and fuzzy
side. Maybe you should consider a hot oil
treatment? A smooth silky head of hair and you
could be the envy of hand puppet town!" (Anonymous) Monster's Note: Where exactly IS hand puppet town? Would someone kindly give Helix directions? |
| "Orange and black were my high school colors and I was a cheerleader so I am totally oranged out." (Jayka Marie) |
| "Being human, I can't stay orange-but I will stay flesh colored, and YOU stay your beautiful shade of orange." (Jessica) |
| "Helix's hair does in fact remind me of early 80's Johnny Rotten's hair." (Erin) |
| "Saw your website and it's really interesting. Don't lie in the sun too long now, ok Helix? We sure don't want your bright-orangeness to fade." (Nik) |
| "I especially like your orange fur, it is one of my favourite colours. I have many kitchen items in orange (though my friends think I have a bad taste and should go to a psychiatrist), I'm sure you would love my kitchen." (Christine) |