Monster
Mumblings
What Humans
are Saying about Helix D. Monster!
Topic: Sweaters
| "I do not like mating with fuzzy sweaters but my dog Samson does. Only fuzzy thing I like to mate with is my husband." (Kim) |
| "I also share your liking for fuzzy sweaters but I only go to second base with them." (Bree) |
| "It's a cruel world out there but you sound like a resilient little puppet and I'm sure you'll find your mate eventually." (Iris) |
| "No mating for me, thanks. I did, however, see a sign last night that said ALL SWEATERS: 20% OFF. And I thought about you." (Erin) |
| "I am very worried now - as I think I had better watch out for my fuzzy sweater I am knitting!" (Linda from London) |
| "I'll work on growing horns AND becoming a sweater! AN ORANGE SWEATER at that!" (Jessie) |
| "I don't mate with sweaters, although when it's cold I spend quite a bit of time with them. I have lots of them, and if I have some that I don't like anymore I might even let you have them. They could make for a nice date!" (Rachel) |