Monster Mumblings
What Humans are Saying about Helix D. Monster!
Topic: Sweaters

"I do not like mating with fuzzy sweaters but my dog Samson does. Only fuzzy thing I like to mate with is my husband." (Kim)
"I also share your liking for fuzzy sweaters but I only go to second base with them." (Bree)
"It's a cruel world out there but you sound like a resilient little puppet and I'm sure you'll find your mate eventually." (Iris)
"No mating for me, thanks. I did, however, see a sign last night that said ALL SWEATERS: 20% OFF. And I thought about you." (Erin)
"I am very worried now - as I think I had better watch out for my fuzzy sweater I am knitting!" (Linda from London)
"I'll work on growing horns AND becoming a sweater!  AN ORANGE SWEATER at that!" (Jessie)
"I don't mate with sweaters, although when it's cold I spend quite a bit of time with them.  I have lots of them, and if I have some that I don't like anymore I might even let you have them.  They could make for a nice date!" (Rachel)

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