Monster
Mumblings
What Humans
are Saying about Helix D. Monster!
Topic: Tasty Humans
| "I think Helix is really cute as long as he doesn't try to bite or eat me." (Emeline) |
| "I can't really say that humans are tastier here (in California). If you like them cooked medium rare, head to the beach; raw, perhaps go to a mountain area; and well-done, head to a tanning booth." (Anonymous) |
| "Helix!
You wrote back! So you DO find me tasty! Yay!
Whew...I was thinking there for a few days that maybe I
had some kind of bad odor that was making me non-tasty to
carnivore hand puppets." (Doug) |
| "While you may feast on the human flesh, I prefer the taste of Helix D. Monsters. If you value your orange fur and pointy horns, I suggest that you forget the even idea of eating me before I transform you into a roast dinner." (Anonymous) |
| "I don't quite like the thought of being eaten by a furry orange thing and much prefer the thought of nibbling on you." (Melanie) |
| "I was a bit reluctant to respond to someone who referred to me as a "Tasty Human" but after seeing the website and laughing the whole time I said, what the hell." (Nick) |
| "I am a human but it depends on my mood if I'm tasty or not." (Melissa) |
| "I am not human and I would enjoy a chew at a hand puppet or even a hand. Either will do. Keep barking." (Rover) |
| "Hello, Helix D. Or is it just Helix? Or would you prefer a nickname other than that? (*ARGH! For the love of God, don't eat me just for that!*)" (Doug) |
| "I think I will go have a bowl of polyester soup." (Persnickety) |
| "You're so cute, I could just eat you up!" (Jasmine) |
| "And by the way, tomorrow (1/29/02) is my birthday so do me a favor and bite some annoying kid on the foot for me." (Carmen) |