Monster Mumblings
What Humans are Saying about Helix D. Monster!
Topic: Tasty Humans

"I think Helix is really cute as long as he doesn't try to bite or eat me." (Emeline)
"I can't really say that humans are tastier here (in California). If you like them cooked medium rare, head to the beach; raw, perhaps go to a mountain area; and well-done, head to a tanning booth." (Anonymous)
"Helix!  You wrote back!  So you DO find me tasty!  Yay! Whew...I was thinking there for a few days that maybe I had some kind of bad odor that was making me non-tasty to carnivore hand puppets." (Doug)
"While you may feast on the human flesh, I prefer the taste of Helix D. Monsters. If you value your orange fur and pointy horns, I suggest that you forget the even idea of eating me before I transform you into a roast dinner." (Anonymous)
"I don't quite like the thought of being eaten by a furry orange thing and much prefer the thought of nibbling on you." (Melanie)
"I was a bit reluctant to respond to someone who referred to me as a "Tasty Human" but after seeing the website and laughing the whole time I said, what the hell." (Nick)
"I am a human but it depends on my mood if I'm tasty or not." (Melissa)
"I am not human and I would enjoy a chew at a hand puppet or even a hand. Either will do. Keep barking." (Rover)
"Hello, Helix D.  Or is it just Helix?  Or would you prefer a nickname other than that?  (*ARGH!  For the love of God, don't eat me just for that!*)" (Doug)
"I think I will go have a bowl of polyester soup." (Persnickety)
"You're so cute, I could just eat you up!" (Jasmine)
"And by the way, tomorrow (1/29/02) is my birthday so do me a favor and bite some annoying kid on the foot for me." (Carmen)

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