Monster
Mumblings
What Humans
are Saying about Helix D. Monster!
Topic: Travel
| "If Helix would like to visit, that would be wonderful, but fair warning, I have two big slobbery dogs: one who likes to de-fuzz things, the other one however, is a big orange fluffy sweetheart. I doubt Sancho would chew on Helix." (Anonymous) |
| The couch is a bit uncomfortable and my closet is filled with giant shoes and an unused skateboard. If Helix would like, he could crash under my bed. I just vaccumned it out so there are no huge balls of dog hair. I think I still have a handmade wooden cradle somewhere, but that might be a bit girly for Helix's tastes." (Elizabeth) |
| "If Helix comes to France one day, I'm sure he will prefer wine (especially my town's wine) and food to tasty humans. We eat great food, we always kiss each other, and there are often lots of types of musics played in the streets (at least in Bordeaux). But, Helix should beware when he crosses the street because French people drive really fast and don't care if someone or a little orange monster is in their way." (Emeline) |
| "I have never seen a monster in Canada myself. But I wouldn't be suprised if there were some monsters up here. I'll let you know if I ever see any." (Azrael) |
| "I am going to Jamaica at the end of April. Would you like to expand your travel horizons and accompany me? I promise to pack you in a carry-on (but you must behave when passing through security) and share my in-flight peanuts with you. We are staying at an all-inclusive resort, which means all the food and drinks you want, and it's already paid for! Your owner would only be responsible for providing sunscreen to protect your nose from burning, and sign a release form if you wish to visit a nude beach." (Julie) |
| "Paris is lovely at this time of year, nice and green and pretty warm. And yes, there are monsters indeed. You meet some in the streets and feel the presence of some in the famous churchyard where Jim Morrison is buried. Do you know it? Vampires and other strange creatures. But Helix wouldn't have to be afraid. No way. And you'd be more than allowed to wear a beret and would look SO cool in it." (Jo) |
| "Narragansett is a very TASTY place to be. The people in Rhode Island are tasty, at least that's what the monsters here tell me. The monsters here don't seem to be as cool as you though, they don't have their own webpages." (Amy) |