Monster Mumblings
What Humans are Saying about Helix D. Monster!

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Recent Mumblings

"Personally, I still don't know how the Olsen twins managed to get a star before Helix." (C. Paige)

"You are a model amongst the monster genre and a few more children would have less nightmares if you were their first contact in the social circles you transverse."
(Stuart)

"I think that the D in your name should be for Dexter, or Demetri, because Dee is a girl's name.  And unless I'm mistaken, you're a male monster."
(Renee)
"Even though I'm using a different address, I'm still the same ole girl - the one that is totally hot for you. Well, I should say, one of the girls that is totally hot for you.but we all know that your heart belongs to Alyce." (Leah)

"Looking forward to your first ever live video, Helix!  I always knew you had star quality." 
(C. Paige)

"I shall endevour to stay orange but I may have to relapse into my humanly white. It is no personal slight or insult to you ... never think that!" (Stuart)

"Helix, I love my prize pack! I opened it and when I saw your picture I thought that is the cutest monster in the world. I liked the token you gave me from Las Vegas. It is awesome.YOU ROCK HELIX! THANKS SO MUCH!"
(Courtney)

"Who said I was a human? Maybe I eat sock puppets or use their private puppet holes as a place to put my bottle cap collection?"
(John)

Helix thanks his favorite human, Christine for her very thoughtful Valentine's Day card and heart magnet.

"I must say, I find how you chose your name quite clever and unique. Too bad all of us didn't have your good fortune, and be able to name ourselves.  I like yours very much." (Lorie) 

"Can't say that I have ever mated with a puppet. That must be an interesting experience, but I'd rather stick with mating with male humans."
(Kristie)

"There's only one place a wild puppet like you should visit--Key West Florida--it's purrfect for a bright orange puppet like you--think about it."
(Daisy)

"I will be putting your bumper sticker on my BMW."
(Henry)

"Helix is more beautiful than a parrot. Helix can be held and cuddled and he's a lovely orange color. Reminds me of the bright sun and delicious oranges."
(Daisy)

"I'm afraid you wouldn't care for my dog, she has a great love for furry creatures, especially synthetic ones. She tends to treat them all as her personal play things, the results can be quite devastating. I'm sure your lovely orange fur would be very attractive to her."
(Lorie)

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