Office Space



Helix's Review

At first, Helix had some reservations about reviewing this film. After all, how could he really be expected to relate to a movie about human office workers? Helix rarely gets a chance to interact with humans in public, let alone in a corporate environment.

However, Helix did have the opportunity to visit the creepy puppet master's workplace on "Take Your Puppet to Work" Day.

While hanging out in his master's cubicle, Helix spied an electric pencil sharpener. Helix took the opportunity to sharpen his horns. Ouch! That was a bad idea!	The H-Files! Does Helix have a future as an elevator operator? Helix tries to get the creepy puppet master in trouble by sending his boss nasty e-mails!
Helix drank a little too much of the "special" punch in the break room and got a little crazy. He photocopied his puppet behind as he's seen his master do MANY, MANY times before! (Scary thought, isn't it?) Here, Helix sets the copier for legal-size. What could be more intimidating than legal-sized horns?	Helix couldn't find any Febreze in the supply cabinet so instead, he sprayed Desk and Office cleaner in his puppet hole.
Helix tries faxing himself back to China. Unfortunately, he forgot to dial *9 first for an outside line. The creepy puppet master caught Helix before he had a chance to re-dial.	Helix types an interoffice memo explaining to co-workers how creepy the puppet master is. Once the memo circulated, the creepy puppet master was uninvited to all office parties and quickly escorted out of the building by security.

As you can see, Helix had a lot of fun and it gave him the proper perspective to make this a favorable review. Office Space is a brilliant satire that boasts an impressive and hilarious ensemble of comedic actors.

Helix's Rating


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Things Helix Learned from this Movie:
People can get a cheeseburger anywhere.

You can't just walk up to a waitress and ask her out.

Chicks dig dudes with money.

Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms, and listening to eight different bosses drone on about mission statements.

Minimum security prison is no picnic.

Favorite Edible Item:
An occupational hypnotherapist.

Other edibles referenced:
T.P.S. reports, Michael Bolton, coffee, the guy that invented the pet rock, a "Jump to Conclusions" mat, pizza shooters, shrimp poppers, extreme fajitas, suspenders, a Swingline stapler, a can of pesticide.

Favorite Lines
No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right.

He represents all that is soulless and wrong.

I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels and they were married.

I have people skills. I'm good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

Favorite Evil Plan Referenced:
Put strychnine in the guacomole.