In the winter of 2002,
Helix began to relentlessly torture
Winnie the Pooh after a dispute over a
bottle of honey. Both Helix and Pooh suffered a backlash
from the human community as a result of this aggression.
During last summer, a major breakthrough in puppet peace
relations came when Jimmy Carter brokered a temporary truce
between Helix and Pooh.
Realizing the importance of
reaching closure on this issue, the two sides recently
met to discuss terms for a permanent peace plan.

Winnie the Pooh was the first to arrive at the peace
table. Helix was fashionably late but Pooh didn't seem to
notice. He was too busy staring at his reflection.

The two rivals did eventually
manage to get to work.

At times, the negotiations were tense.

At one point, it almost came to
blows.

After a very long day of tough talk, the two did reach
agreement on one of their hotly contested issues.
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Helix Promises to... |
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Pooh Promises to... |
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Not eat Pooh's honey |
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Not eat Helix's orange
Tic-Tacs |
But, that wasn't the biggest
surprise to come out of the first round of talks. During
a press interview, Winnie the Pooh made a rare political
statement when he endorsed Helix's campaign for Governor
of Minnesota.

The historic Helix/Pooh Peace
Talks will continue in the coming months. Will the two
puppets finally reach an amicable settlement? Will they
be able to put months of hostility behind them? Or, will
Helix's evil tendencies toward torture return?
Stay tuned!
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