Helix/Pooh Peace Talks

In the winter of 2002, Helix began to relentlessly torture Winnie the Pooh after a dispute over a bottle of honey. Both Helix and Pooh suffered a backlash from the human community as a result of this aggression.

During last summer, a major breakthrough in puppet peace relations came when Jimmy Carter brokered a temporary
truce between Helix and Pooh.

Realizing the importance of reaching closure on this issue, the two sides recently met to discuss terms for a permanent peace plan.


Winnie the Pooh was the first to arrive at the peace table. Helix was fashionably late but Pooh didn't seem to notice. He was too busy staring at his reflection.


The two rivals did eventually manage to get to work.


At times, the negotiations were tense.


At one point, it almost came to blows.


After a very long day of tough talk, the two did reach agreement on one of their hotly contested issues.

  Helix Promises to...   Pooh Promises to...
  Not eat Pooh's honey   Not eat Helix's orange Tic-Tacs

But, that wasn't the biggest surprise to come out of the first round of talks. During a press interview, Winnie the Pooh made a rare political statement when he endorsed Helix's campaign for Governor of Minnesota.



The historic Helix/Pooh Peace Talks will continue in the coming months. Will the two puppets finally reach an amicable settlement? Will they be able to put months of hostility behind them? Or, will Helix's evil tendencies toward torture return?

Stay tuned!

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