Pledge
to Vote Helix in 2004
The
following humans have signed Helix's pledge to Vote Helix in
2004.
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the United States
| # | Name | Location | Job Desired | Additional Comments |
| 1. | Darren | Tunbridge Wells, England | Secretary of Penguins | Just to remind Helix of his comments: "You continue to wow Helix with your amazing knowledge of all things penguin related. If Helix does run for President in 2004 and if Helix does WIN, he thinks he should create a cabinet level secretary position just for you to deal with important penguin issues." |
| 2. | Kathryn | Eustis, FL | PHS Force | I'd like to be on the Puppet Hole Sccurity Force. Our mission, of course, would be to protect Helix's puppet hole from overly enthusiastic supporters & terrorists. |
| 3. | Lissa | Joliet, IL | Asisstant Secretary of the Ambassador to Elbow Gnawers | |
| 4. | Ro | Leeds, England | Official Bodyguard | Even though I'm a girl, I am quite tough and scary! Please eat Tony Blair once you become president! Thank you! |
| 5. | Steve | St. Paul, MN | Vice President | Helix, You and I in 2004 baby, what do you think? |
| 6. | Robert | Johnstown, PA | AMbassador to all Radio Stations | |
| 7. | Christine | Leverkusen, Germany | Personal Secretary | I wish Helix all the luck he needs to become the next President of the U.S. and I'm really looking forward to see the White House painted orange! I think I'm the right person for the job of his personal secretary because I have two secretary diplomas and two language diplomas of our local Chamber of Commerce. |
| 8. | Hammy | Heywood, England | Ministry of Colour | |
| 9. | Klaus | Munchen, Germany | Personal Agent Provocateur | "Paint The White House Orange" is just the very first step, and then we will paint the whole world in two colours - you in orange, I in purple. How about that? And soon there won't be any Agent Orange but just oranges, orange and purple puppets. No, I am not the Purple People Eater! |
| 10. | Vicky | Penzance, England | ||
| 11. | John | Johnstown, PA | Treasury Apartment of Transportation | |
| 12. | Aimee | Warsaw, VA | Personal Reporter | I had a hard time picking just one campaign slogan."Stars and Stripes Fur-ever" was pretty great. I want you to know that I have your previous bumper sticker on my car and people ask about it and I tell them, "Vote for Helix". Why not have a furry orange puppet in the Oval Office? |
| 13. | Ann | Medina, TN | The Orange Hummer Driver/Beasty Puppet Guard | ORANGE is the way of life! |
| 14. | Anita | Omaha, NE | Attorney General | |
| 15. | Hammy | Heywood, U.K. | Secretary of Astrology | Once a year there should be a "Paint Your School Orange" Day. |
| 16. | Amber | Keizer, OR | Ambassador to fun destinations! | |
| 17. | Tara | Tokyo, Japan | Undersecretary of Crunchy Late-Night Snacks | Cats being nocturnal animals, this would be one of the key appointments for Helix's Cabinet. I have lots of experience dealing with Crunchy Late-Night Snacks to date and would be a natural for this position. I would be willing for the good of the country to set aside all feline snack opps for the Monster in Chief and limit myself to the potato chips and cookies. |
| 18. | Daniel | Fairhaven, MA | Secretary of Awesome! | You can't do worse than Howard Dean! |
| 19. | Karla | Holdingford, MN | Queen of FUN! | |
| 20. | Emerald | Butte, MT | Foreign Puppet Relations | |
| 21. | Erin | Morrisdale, PA | Vice Prsident of All things cute and Furry | Of all of the past, present and most likely candidates for President, Helix is deffinatly the most adorable and colorful and truly the most intelligent one to run for office. I think the Oval Office would look a thousand times better Orange. |
| 22. | Patricia | Surrey, British Columbia | Helix, me and my plushies are behind you 100%. I plan to send you a picture of my plushies with the Helix For President bumper sticker. Good luck with your run for president. Vote orange! | |
| 23. | Astrid | Aubagne, France | ||
| 24. | Kim Chard | Belleville, Ontario | Commander of all Tim Horton's Coffee Houses | |
| 25. | AnneMarie | Citrus Heights, CA | Joint Fur-Chief of Staff | |
| 26. | Henry | Bavaria, Germany | Ministry of Cats | I pledge that I will swear an oath to protect Helix from burning up from fire breathing Republicrats in Washington! |