Polls

Polls

What happens in Las Vegas...

What should Helix do on his second trip to Las Vegas?

	Bite as many Elvis impersonators as possible.
	Bet 50,000 orange Tic-Tacs on a single hand of blackjack.
	Take a spin on a roulette wheel.
	Join the cast of Cirque du Soleil.
	Knock off the CPM and bury him in the desert.
	Other (Please leave comments)

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Body Parts

In the past, Helix received three pairs of artifical legs.

Which body part(s) would you like to see him have next?

Feet
A tail
Wings
Claws
Whiskers
A trunk
Other (Please leave comments)

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Helix for President?

Should Helix D. Monster run for President of the United States in 2004?

Yes - America would benefit from the leadership of an orange monster hand puppet.

No - I'm satisfied with the current selection of human puppets that will be in the race.

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Helix Haters

The majority of humans love being friends with a monster hand puppet but there are some who still resist.

Why do some humans hate Helix?

They are scared of him.

They have horn envy.

They harbor a grudge because Helix ate their cat.

They have been brainwashed by anti-puppet propaganda.

They just don't understand him.

Other (Please leave comments)

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Love, Monster Style

Now that Helix is in a serious relationship with Alyce the Sheep, there have been suggestions that the "Flirt with Helix" section of this site should be changed.

Flirt with Who?

Should "Flirt with Helix" be changed to "Flirt with Humans"?

Yes, I want to flirt with other humans, not Helix.

No, I only want to flirt with Helix.

I want to flirt with Helix AND with humans.

I refuse to flirt with anyone - even if they have orange Tic-Tacs!

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Creepy Puppet Master?

Do you think Helix really has a creepy puppet master?

Yes - a face that orange could never lie about such a thing.

No - it's a giant sham by Helix to gain sympathy from humans.

I'm not sure - more proof of the creepy puppet master's existence is required.

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Humans overwhelming picked, "Lucky Horns" as their choice for a monster breakfast.

Lucky Horns!

They're monsterly delicious!

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Oscar's Replacement

Who should Helix stuff in Oscar the Grouch's can?

	Martha Stewart
	Beer Can Bob
	Kermit The Frog
	Mike Tyson
	Punxsutawney Phil
	The Mailman
	Gene Hackman
	Oprah

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My Favorite Monster: Helix!

Why do you like Helix?

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Should Helix remove his tag?

You may have noticed that Helix is still wearing his tag which reads, "Happy Halloween".

After 51 votes, the results were:

Yes - 45%
No - 55%

Helix will KEEP his Halloween tag for now. This poll remains active and Helix will re-evaluate removing his tag after 100 votes have been cast!

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