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If Helix won the lottery, what should he do with the money?

Here are the suggestions Helix has received so far...

"Duh! Buy up all the Coronas there are and send to Chrissie!" (Chrissie)

"If Helix won the lottery he should build a home for all the homeless and abandoned little monster hand puppets that have been left for new, more pretty monsters. He could sponsor it and try to find homes for these poor unfortunate creatures. I would adopt one and give it a good home." (Christina)

"Simple: buy Mattel and make humans. They can feel what it's like to be taken from your family fabric, sewed into an unfamilar shape, tagged with a price and sold to a stranger who hopefully will love them the way Helix's Master loves him. GRRRRR!" (Meg)

"Helix should buy himself a pair of sexy legs! That way when his evil human tries to stick its hand in his puppet-hole, he can run away." (Anonymous)

"I think you should pay NASA to send you into space like that rich guy did (I can't remember his name).  Then, inscribe your name upon the moon and paint it orange!   That's what I think anyway.  That or design evil mechanical leg/claw looking things and work on becoming an evil super villian." (Jessie) 

"He should marry Deanna." (Deanna)

"I think Helix should buy a nice Mahogany ottoman and nightstand to have fun with. He could spend the money getting groomed and buying expensive foreign cats for a delicatessen. He could also afford to get vocal cord implants!" (Megan)

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