Monster Sightings

In recent weeks, there have been several reports of Helix sightings in the outside world. Like the Loch Ness Monster or Bigfoot, Helix is an elusive creature. Are humans spotting the REAL Helix or are imposter monster hand puppets freely roaming the countryside?

Have you seen a Helix or a potential relation?

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Courtesy:
Patricia
Surrey, British Columbia

"I read on your website that you like Maurice Sendak's Where The Wild Things Are.  Have you ever read Maurice Sendak's other monster story, Seven Little Monsters? My favorite monster from the show is Monster #2 (see above picture). I also have a Seven Little Monsters fan club website. The address is http://groups.yahoo.com/group/1234567ChestnutStreet/"

Courtesy:
Christine
Leverkusen, Germany


Everyone wants to be like Helix! Even gingerbread men are growing horns!


"I found another Helix lookalike in the 1987 Beano annual. It's Gnasher, the pet dog of Dennis the Menace (no connection to the US character of the same name, incidentally - this Dennis is far nastier). Gnasher gets his name from his tendency to destroy property, animals and indeed people with his huge teeth (a bit like Helix, indeed).

In the picture, Gnasher's asleep (it's the frame where he looks most like Helix) - the other guy is Walter, the local "softie" who is basically the main enemy of Dennis. He's pouring sneezing powder on Gnasher in a vain attempt to make Dennis allergic to him."
(Darren)

"Last night I was having a look through some old books I had when I was a kid. I found 'The Piccolo Holiday Book' and when I looked at the cover I was amazed. Who does it remind you of?

This book was published in 1976, and, among other things, contains instructions and patterns for making a basic glove puppet, described as an animal of no known species, called a "Furzle". You can then modify it by adding a mane into a lion (the puppet as pictured). As far as I can see, to turn the lion into a Helix, you'd simply need to:-

* add a bulging stuffed nose
* sew a line of white felt triangles along the mouth line
* replace the ears with stuffed black horns
* roll up some fabric and stuff it in the head to shape it."
(Darren)
"When she was in Poland, Alyce saw some huge billboards with "HELIX" written on them. Alyce wondered if Helix's fame had spread this far, but her kind host told her that in fact, the adverts were for a brand of petrol." (Alyce the Sheep)

While he has been told that "HELIX" is a brand of motor oil in Australia, Helix (the monster hand puppet version) was not aware that their products were distributed on multiple continents. This is very disturbing and Helix begs you not to pour him into your automobile.

"This has probably been mentioned to Helix before, but in the UK, asking for Helix at a store will usually get you a plastic ruler or protractor." (Darren)

After receiving this tip from Darren, Helix decided to investigate. He contacted his local Office Max and was pleasantly surprised to find a Helix brand compass & protractor.



Helix's math skills are very weak. But, thanks to his Helix compass and protractor, geometry is starting to make more sense.

Monster Hand Puppet Evolution?


Knuckles

"I have found someone I believe may be a distant relative of Helix. His name is Knuckles and his mouth unzips to reveal a book about apes. Although he is not a glove puppet, I'm sure Helix will agree the resemblance to him is striking."
(Darren)

"Do you know the technical name of the piercing that resides in the very upmost part of my ear?" (Jessie)

It's a Helix piercing!


The Helix

"At our college DCU in Ireland, we have a new arts centre called The Helix. It's not orange but it was probably named after you. Probably." (Dermot)


Giggles

Courtesy:
Bernice
South Kingstown, RI

"Is there any chance this guy might be a distant relative of Helix's? Note the orange color, the horns, the teeth. He's even got hair! He giggles a lot, but that is only a ploy to trick people into believing he is cute and innocent. I call him Giggles because he won't tell me his name. He just giggles when I ask!"

Monster's Note: Helix agrees that there is a remarkable resemblance. If Giggles will donate a sample of his material, Helix will find a lab that specializes in monster fiber analysis and will see if they are a match!


"Has the abuse ended? Did Helix finally do his creepy master in?" (Picture courtesy of Colleen)

Monster's Note: As much as Helix wishes this were true, he denies ever having murdered his creepy puppet master. Helix thinks this photo has been tampered with and he is being framed! It is IMPOSSIBLE for Helix to have committed this crime. He was out in the yard chipping golf balls when it happened!
"I saw Helix! I was getting my nails done and as I was leavin I...um accidently shut the door on this small orange thing and it bit me. So, I took a closer look and it was Helix! I helped him up and ran!" (Erin)
On 7/2/02, Helix's creepy puppet master made a disturbing discovery at the Mall of America. A particular store called "The Children's Place" was proudly featuring a "Monster Sale" in their store window. Helix was quick to point out that he has no legs while this balloon clearly does. This sighting was thoroughly debunked but Helix would like to add that 50% off is DEFINATELY a "Monster Sale".

"The other day, I was going through some old toys of mine and I came upon the ViewMaster. It is pretty much a personal slide projecter that looks like red binoculars. The slides come in a circular set of seven 3-D pictures. I found an old Sesame Street Monster Magic Show slide set and in a few pictures I saw Helix!" (Issac)

"Bee saw a young man driving a black  LA Sable and he had Helix in the back window! Bee thinks she found Helix's brother or sister! I SWEAR it was a Helix! This "Helix" was spotted going south on HWY 61 by CO RD E right by the Kia Car place. Bee's friend and her tried to follow the guy but he got creeped out and sped off." (Bee)

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