Monster Sightings
In recent
weeks, there have been several reports of Helix sightings in the
outside world. Like the Loch Ness Monster or Bigfoot, Helix is an
elusive creature. Are humans spotting the REAL Helix or are
imposter monster hand puppets freely roaming the countryside?
Have
you seen a Helix or a potential relation?
Report your
sighting
![]() Courtesy: Patricia Surrey, British Columbia "I read on your website that you like Maurice Sendak's Where The Wild Things Are. Have you ever read Maurice Sendak's other monster story, Seven Little Monsters? My favorite monster from the show is Monster #2 (see above picture). I also have a Seven Little Monsters fan club website. The address is http://groups.yahoo.com/group/1234567ChestnutStreet/" |
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![]() Courtesy: Christine Leverkusen, Germany Everyone wants to be like Helix! Even gingerbread men are growing horns! |
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![]() "I found another Helix lookalike in the 1987 Beano annual. It's Gnasher, the pet dog of Dennis the Menace (no connection to the US character of the same name, incidentally - this Dennis is far nastier). Gnasher gets his name from his tendency to destroy property, animals and indeed people with his huge teeth (a bit like Helix, indeed). In the picture, Gnasher's asleep (it's the frame where he looks most like Helix) - the other guy is Walter, the local "softie" who is basically the main enemy of Dennis. He's pouring sneezing powder on Gnasher in a vain attempt to make Dennis allergic to him." (Darren) |
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![]() "Last night I was having a look through some old books I had when I was a kid. I found 'The Piccolo Holiday Book' and when I looked at the cover I was amazed. Who does it remind you of? This book was published in 1976, and, among other things, contains instructions and patterns for making a basic glove puppet, described as an animal of no known species, called a "Furzle". You can then modify it by adding a mane into a lion (the puppet as pictured). As far as I can see, to turn the lion into a Helix, you'd simply need to:- * add a bulging stuffed nose * sew a line of white felt triangles along the mouth line * replace the ears with stuffed black horns * roll up some fabric and stuff it in the head to shape it." (Darren) |
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| "When she was in Poland,
Alyce saw some huge billboards with "HELIX"
written on them. Alyce wondered if Helix's fame had
spread this far, but her kind host told her that in fact,
the adverts were for a brand of petrol." (Alyce
the Sheep) While he has been told that "HELIX" is a brand of motor oil in Australia, Helix (the monster hand puppet version) was not aware that their products were distributed on multiple continents. This is very disturbing and Helix begs you not to pour him into your automobile. |
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"This
has probably been mentioned to Helix before, but in the
UK, asking for Helix at a store will usually get you a
plastic ruler or protractor." (Darren)
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Monster Hand Puppet Evolution?![]() Knuckles "I have found someone I believe may be a distant relative of Helix. His name is Knuckles and his mouth unzips to reveal a book about apes. Although he is not a glove puppet, I'm sure Helix will agree the resemblance to him is striking." (Darren) |
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![]() "Do you know the technical name of the piercing that resides in the very upmost part of my ear?" (Jessie) It's a Helix piercing! |
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![]() "Has the abuse ended? Did Helix finally do his creepy master in?" (Picture courtesy of Colleen) Monster's Note: As much as Helix wishes this were true, he denies ever having murdered his creepy puppet master. Helix thinks this photo has been tampered with and he is being framed! It is IMPOSSIBLE for Helix to have committed this crime. He was out in the yard chipping golf balls when it happened! |
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| "I saw Helix! I was getting my nails done and as I was leavin I...um accidently shut the door on this small orange thing and it bit me. So, I took a closer look and it was Helix! I helped him up and ran!" (Erin) | ||
On 7/2/02, Helix's creepy puppet
master made a disturbing discovery at the Mall of
America. A particular store called "The Children's
Place" was proudly featuring a "Monster
Sale" in their store window. Helix was quick to
point out that he has no legs while this balloon clearly
does. This sighting was thoroughly debunked but Helix
would like to add that 50% off is DEFINATELY a
"Monster Sale".
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"The
other day, I was going through some old toys of mine and
I came upon the ViewMaster. It is pretty much a personal
slide projecter that looks like red binoculars. The
slides come in a circular set of seven 3-D pictures. I
found an old Sesame Street Monster Magic Show slide set
and in a few pictures I saw Helix!" (Issac) |
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| "Bee saw a young man driving a black LA Sable and he had Helix in the back window! Bee thinks she found Helix's brother or sister! I SWEAR it was a Helix! This "Helix" was spotted going south on HWY 61 by CO RD E right by the Kia Car place. Bee's friend and her tried to follow the guy but he got creeped out and sped off." (Bee) |