Happy
St. Helix's Day!
St. Helix the Orange
Fabric
turned deity?
On Monday, March 17th, humans all over the world celebrated the
first major monster holiday of 2003, St. Helix's Day, otherwise
known as the day Helix ate the snakes.
This year, Helix is the designated monster. Instead of his usual
orange beer, Helix made Orange Kool-Aid and poured it in the
creepy puppet master's collectible Guiness pint glass.
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Little
known fact. The citric acid in Orange Kool-Aid is Helix's primary
source of tartness.
With this glass of orange Kool-Aid, Helix makes the following
toast to all his tasty human friends on St. Helix's Day....
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"May
your fur stay forever orange and your puppet hole
hand-free."
St.
Helix's Day Snake Hunt
Helix spent much of the holiday searching for tasty snakes to eat
in the CPM's apartment. Unfortunately, he came up empty-pawed.
 What he thought was a very thin, black snake turned out to be one of the CPM's shoelaces. Helix ate it anyway. |
 Next, Helix discovered a suspicious creature coiled up next to the livingroom outlet. It was much longer than the shoelace but still not a snake. It was simply an extension cord. Helix ate it anyway. And got a slight electric shock. |
 Jackpot! Helix stumbled on an entire nest of slithering snakes. But wait, these snakes taste strangely like spaghetti! Helix's horns drooped. It was spaghetti. Helix ate it anyway.  But, first he put his own special spaghetti topping on it - green clover marshmellows from a box of Lucky Horns cereal. Snake Eating was a bust! Better luck next year, Helix! |
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