Helix's Evil Plan:
Torture Winnie the Pooh!



Toast Pooh!



The torture gets more intense as Helix blasts Pooh's eardrums with the terrifying sounds of Celine Dion.


Even Helix has to feel a little bad about this one. Poor Pooh!


Has Helix gone too far?

Helix tortures Winnie the Pooh by forcing him to watch Drew Barrymore movies!

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Submit your ideas for torturing Pooh!


Put Pooh in the blender and make Pooh Bear Daiquiris!

   

Humiliate Pooh by pointing out his chronic static cling problem

Helix pulls a particularly nasty prank when he abandons Pooh wearing a Milwaukee Brewers hat at the Metrodome.

Strangle Pooh with his master's shoelaces

Super Clip Pooh's ears


Remove Pooh's nose with a corkscrew


Give Pooh paper cuts


Hammer Pooh


Stick Pooh with Push Pins


Shave off Pooh's fur


Dissect Pooh

Smother Pooh with a plastic sandwich bag


Iron Pooh

Remove Pooh's nose with pliers

Helix puts Pooh on ice! (Has Helix been watching too many mob movies?)

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