Two Weeks Notice
Helix's Review
Hugh Grant and Sandra Bullock are a terrific romantic
pairing on screen. The story is as predictable as it gets
when it comes to romantic comedies but enjoyable
nontheless. While it may not break any new ground, it's a
worthy member of its genre.
Helix really only has one major
beef with this movie. The complete lack of cats! Although
the topic of bobcats did come up, how can one shoot a
feature-length movie and not have at least ONE tasty
feline walk through a scene? This is the 21st century!
Monsters viewing this movie deserve more! In good
conscience, Helix cannot give it more than one horn up.
Helix's
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Things Helix Learned from this
Movie:
What are parents for, if not to
bail their daughter and her friends out of jail?
Wade Corporation is not people, it's a heartless profit
machine.
My life is very much like Monopoly.
There's some debate among chiropractors about the optimum
level of mattress tension.
Harvard doesn't give a degree in Yenta.
All men are pawns when it comes to women.
I can bend like a pretzel.
People just don't go in Volvos.
People really do need a place to do senior's water ballet
and CPR.
Favorite
Edible Item:
A twisty bobcat pretzel.
Other edibles referenced:
Wet naps, a number 17, 7, 4
without the garlic sauce, 2 orders of number 26, 2 number
8's, Milk Duds, an environmental impact report, the whole
left side of the menu, Diet Coke, Chicken kebab, the
nonfat muffin basket every morning, strawberry ice cream,
tofu sponge cake, Bjorn Borg, a chili dog, a bag of some
little girls's cookies, Assemblyman Perez, a piece of
cheesecake made entirely of soy, 2 number 6's, a number
12, a couple of egg rolls.
Favorite
Lines
I'm saving whales and thinking of you.
I think feet are very important, aren't they?
Still slicing people up?
I can't believe how much I ate.
Divorce always gives me an appetite.
I've never actually warmed to the idea of a flesh
popsicle.
Help! I'm in my closet.
I can't help it if I don't like boats.
I feel like I swallowed a cruise missile.
They're about to shoot a man out of a cannon into a vat
of ice cream.
If you ever get accused of murder, you can find me at
Legal Aid.
Helix Recreates His
Favorite Scene
Like Sandra Bullock, Helix has also grown very attached
to his stapler.
Cat Count
0