Volunteer to be Eaten by Helix!


Current Volunteers
To volunteer to be eaten by Helix, simply fill out the form at the bottom of this page.

Name City Eating Preference Tastiest Body Part Tastes Like
Jessie Eagan, MN Completely Devoured My brains, liver and heart Assorted hard candies (that's all I ever eat)
Lissa Joliet, IL Partially Eaten My elbows, but gnaw evenly please! Helix has to answer that: he's gnawed on me before!
Glen Ancaster, Ontario Completely Devoured My arm Chicken
Colleen Des Moines, IA Partially Eaten Anything other than my feet and nose. Chicken...what else?
Jasmine Bolingbrook, IL Partially Eaten My Booty Rump roast?
Melodie Toronto, Ontario Partially Eaten My Left Earlobe Tender chewy vanilla pudding with a hint of chocolate
Steve St. Paul, MN Partially Eaten My ears (at least my girlfriend thinks so...) Chicken
Vicky England Partially Eaten Eyelashes Eyelashes - but very yummy ones.
Monica Joliet, IL Completely Devoured My eyeballs Great Gooeyness
Kat Santa Rosa, CA Partially Eaten Lips Gingerbread
Alysa Winnipeg, Manitoba Partially Eaten My lower back Rock Candy
Shelly Pennslyvania Completely Devoured My ears. They're nice and crunchy because I have a lot of earrings. 10 all together I believe he will think it will taste like Chocalate Chip Cookies. Mmmm… my favorite.
Suzanne Liverpool, United Kingdom Completely Devoured My elbows Cotton candy
Nora Amsterdam, Holland Completely Devoured My lips Strawberry ice cream
Kimberly Deerfield, IL Completely Devoured Legs Taffy
Ben Somerset, United Kingdom Completely Devoured My bones Candy
Phillis Melbourne, Australia Completely Devoured Gooch My best friend, I had him for breakfast.

Volunteer to be Eaten by Helix

By submitting the form below, I hearby waive my right NOT to be eaten by Helix D. Monster.

Note: Creativity is encouraged. However, Helix will not post obscene responses. Helix is a monster. He doesn't want to eat THAT!

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